Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

What the .... WHAAAAT?!

So I was stuck in this room for quite a while and at one point I decided to just overthrow everything and well.... make it so that I had a protective wall right in front of me. First off was flipping this huge table to just be like a barrier in front of me so I could look over it and also use it to my advantage and secondly was stach up all the sharp things around me.

It was just a protective measurement I thought would actually help me.

Of course I didn't know about their quirks or anything.

After what felt like forever, the door opened and I was ready to fight if I needed it. However first I wanted to see what this was all about. For me it was quite a bit bizarre to see that one villain, doctor, thingy go walk out of the room after hearing that I was quirkles. AND Yes, I just called the person a thingy cause honestly, someone who was cutting open corpses for who knows what was definitely no human being with a proper soul. 

Villain: And you say he is quirkless?

Doctor: Yes.

Villain: And alive?

Doctor: Yes.

The door wasn't fully open yet and I could hear these voices. 

Villain: Are you high again?

Doctor: How dare you question my physical state, right now.... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?!!!!

Now that the door was opened, I could finally see them. There was someone dressed in white with a white beak kind of mask on and the doctor who now looked visible in shock. None of them seemed to be as much into fighting as me right now.

Bird masked villain: Huh... so you were not hallucinating at all...

Me: HEY! WHO DO YOU CALL A HALLUCINATION!

Don't ask why I thought this was an insult. I just did after being dumped into this room for what felt like hours. It probably was just an hour or so if at all. Anyways, that was not important right now at all. 

Bird masked villain: So you are the kid who is quirkless?

Me: Got a problem with quirkless children now or something?

Bird masked villain: No, quite the contrary.

Me: Huh?

They both seemed as if they were not about to start fight me but I was just too alarmed. This was by no means normal. Screw whatever people would say right now. If someone was actually buying corpses for whatever reason this was... then they couldn't be normal at all.

Bird masked villain: What's your name kiddo?

Me: Bruce.

Bird masked villain: Bruce?

Me: Yeah.

Bird masked villain: Let me guess.... Wayne?

Me: Nope, just Bruce. 

Of course Bruce goddamn Wayne.

That super hero from the past.

You really think I will tell ya my real name?

You freaking insane?

Bird masked villain: Alright, Bruce..... do you have parents?

Me: And why do you need to know?

Bird masked villain: Because YOU can consideer yourself lucky.

Me: Lucky how?

Bird masked villain: From this day on, you will stay here.

Me: Here?

Bird masked villain: In a better room of course.

Me: You mean seclusion?

Bird masked villain: Something like that.

Me: Something like that means?

Bird masked villain: You will be able to see the outside world whenever you want to see it.

Me: Where is the catch?

Bird masked villain: This doctor here is gonna check up on you and will research your genes.

Me: .....

Bird masked villain: It's a win, win situation for you.

Me: How come?

Bird masked villain: No bullying, no one is gonna look down on you here and you will live a good life.

Me: You mean a life of a lab rat?! Yeah, no thanks.

Bird masked villain: Are you sure about this?

Me: Am I sure not to want to be the subject of a crazy lunatic doctor? YEAH... I am pretty sure about that.

When I said that, they both looked at each other. I guess that was the easy route that they hoped for but too bad that I was neither Bruce, nor was I an orphan or quirkless anymore at all. This was definitely my last chance but I was not gonna take it. Why should I? What life would that be? A life being a lab bunny. No, that wouldn't be for me at all.

Me: Don't look at me like that, I won't be saying yes to this crazy idea. 

Just a side note... they did look at me in a way I would describe as begging. I think none of them wanted to fight me knowing I am quirkless but honestly, fine with me. That only meant that they would be even more careful when fighting me and I didn't needed to be careful towards them at all.