Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

Drunkyard

Once I got out of UA, I found Serpant just leaning against the wall. Trust me, this looked more than just a bit suspicion. He was literally in front of the school gate waiting for me. Now imagine a huge bulky man with tattooed arms leaning against a huge wall that is actually there to protect the students from the outer world..... trust me, he looked like a villain, which he exactly was. Even if he was wearing somewhat shady clothing. I didn't know how to describe them else than this.... he was literally wearing something from the 80ths looking like a freaking hipster.

Serpant: Ah kiddo! How was it?

Me: .....

Do I want to talk to him here?

No...

I definitely don't but he already started talking to me.

Plus Nezu would already know about this anyways since he started talking to me on the streets. ... bad just bad... now he can have some more informations on me.

Does he even know this?

Well I don't wanna give him a chance to get me associated with some mercenaries.

Me (whispering): Nezu's watching.

I decided to walk past him while he was approaching me and then whisper while having my back to the cameras while also bowing as if I was apologising for something I have done which I clearly didn't do at all.

Serpant: Hmmmm...... YOU! IF I AM ASKING YOU ANSWER!

He screamed that at me. This was definitely not something I was prepared for at all. It surprised me so much that I took a couple of steps back and after that just blanked. This man certainly caught on quickly and could act appropriately for sure.

Serpant: ARE YOU DEAF!!!

While I didn't know how to react to this, Serpant seemed to think differently because he suddenly started swaying towards me. My first impression... he was drunk or high.

Me: Pardon?

Serpant: Get me inside.

Me: I-

???: Is there any problem?

Me: I-

Serpant: Yes, there is. 

???: Then please explain.

The person who came into this discussion was having pretty long hair and green glasses. For me he looked like a wanna be rockstar with how he was dressed in black. The long hair which he was wearing open and down was kinda making me confused. He obviously came from UA because there was just one entrance and no one came from that way earlier. So he had to be a hero and I couldn't remember which one or who he was supposed to be at all.

Serpant: My son is supposed to be in here and is not answering me.

Me: Son?

???: Are you sure he is your son, Mister?

Serpant: Black hair, blue eyes, freckles and that piercing.... wait why are you not wearing your piercing?

???: It seems as if you got the wrong child.

Serpant: It seems so. 

???: Sir, do you know where you are right now?

Serpant: Schinken High, why?

???: Sir, this is UA and Schinken is the other way. Shall I order a cab for you?

Serpant: Ah damn it! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that last drink I had..... I am sorry for all this.

???: It's alright. 

Serpant: Rough day at work, I just got fired and.... *sigh* my wife is gonna kill me.

???: I am sure she will understand.

By now this hero came in between me and Serpant. He was definitely handling this whole situation like a pro. Not only did he really call a cab for Serpant to get to Schicken but he also talked to him and let me tell you one thing. I was impressed how much this man could lie in one sentence. A child? A wife? A job? What normal life? He was a mercenary.... and had a shop in the underground market..... yeah this was definitely the weakest of his lie. He even continued with having a smaller kid and crying for how he was supposed to feed them. This hero even gave him his hero card so that he could call if there was something he ever needed. 

It took a bit but the moment I was all alone with that wanna be rockstar, I was not thanking him but just staring at him. Let's be honest... this was just impressing right now.

???: Are you alright?

Me: Yeah.... I mean, thank you.

???: It's alright. Sorry but Izuku, right? 

Me: Yeah, how do you know that?

???: Sho told me a lot about you. 

Me: Sho?

???: Shota Aizawa. I am his friend Hizashi Yamada. 

Me: Yamada... yamada... yamada.....

I started to whisper his name over and over again as if I was trying to remember where I heard his name but I couldn't remember at all right now. Did I mention how bad I was with names?

No?

Well I was horrible with them.

Zashi: Present Mic. 

Me: Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHH damn, I am so sorry.

Zashi: Bad with names, right?

Me: And faces....yes.

Zashi: It's alright. Everyone has their own flaws.

Me: Thanks again.

Zashi: Your welcome and now go. You shouldn't be sticking around a school too long. Free time is calling and you should definitely enjoy the rest of the free time you have.

Me: Thanks.

With that, I nodded, bowed, thanked again and then started running. There wasn't really any direction I was heading too particularity but I had a feeling that I would meet Serpant and Stain very soon again.