I am complete idiot!!!

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How bad could my luck be?

I was literally hanging there when all of a sudden a hand reacher out to pull me up but the thing is... this man also jumped and was now laying on the rooftop with his hands both holding on to mine. As if that was not scary enough, I dared to look down. It was definitely not the best way to end my life. Not this soon... but hey, maybe this was my destiny!

I refused to believe it but what else could I believe right now when I was so nicely dangeling there and even slipped a bit which is why this hobo was holding me by my hand.

Hobo: Don't let go kid.

Me: I didn't think of letting go!

Oh my god, I was an idiot....

No way...

FUCK!

This is no hobo!

This is ERASERHEAD!

This is my father for the past couple of years....

How did I miss that?

... How... gosh... I should stop judging people soo fast.

And what's with me assuming them to be either a villain or a vigilante.... underground heroes exist too.....

Well fuck....

I want to bite my own ass right now.

Not really the best way to find out that I was about to lose my life and have the father who kicked me out be there. I hated this situation soo much. The only good part was that I made sure that even if my hood fell down, no one could tell that it was me. I used up soo many hair products to make my hair not as fluffy and flat as well as change the color. To top it off, it was quite the dark night today. It was pretty but dark and up here there was no street light to make him realize who I was.

Eraserhead: I'll get pull you....

Yeah... he could try doing that but we both knew that this wouldn't be as easy. He was laying on the floor. How did he think he would be able to pull me up alone? Besides that embarrassment of him finding out that his own adoptive... well fake son called him a hobo... yeah... I'll pass on that one. I would rather take death over this. At least this way he could morn for something and regret every single decision in his life.

Me: Let go....

Eraserhead: WHAT?! Are you insane? Problem child, you will die if I do that.

Me: Mhm... (whispering) I'll take that over the truth....

Eraserhead: What was that?

Me: Just fucking let go!

He didn't seem to want to do this nor budge. So I decided, as smart as I was, to let go and then claw him with the little nails that I had. You don't have to be a girl to be able to claw someone after all. It didn't really help since he was holding onto me soo damn hard. Still gravity took over and I knew this was it.. this was the end of it all. 

Without any other choice, I closed my eyes and braced myself for the impact. Did I scream?

Yes.

Did the hero scream?

Yes he did too.

Now this was definitely the most terrifying thing I have ever done!

This was not normal at all.

I mean... I just chose death over the embarrassment of this man finding out the truth. He didn't seem to be like he was earlier... he seemed worried.. and more normal. Back at the party Eraserhead was definitely agitated and there was no hint of softness in his eyes nor in his voice... what was this sudden change?

Hah...

Can't believe my life ends this way...

I can totally guess the headlines for tomorrow.... 

"Kid dies because of his father abandoning him for one reason... he was switched out after birth with the real son of the hero..."

It's either that or something like this...

"Stupid kid tries to be vigilante and gets caught by his father thorwing himself off a rooftop."

Sounds more like it.

Why am I even this calm?

Wait no... that girls scream was embarrassing enough...

I don't need to act like a complete fool while already FALLING to my death...

What do I say to my mother tho....

Oh my lord!

What have I done?!

It seems as if time stopped for a moment. All I could see was the hero's wide eyes as he was getting further and further ahead. He did stand up and shoot his capture gear towards me but there was no chance that thing would reach me before gravity hugged me and made me made up with the floor. 

Was I scared?

Yes.

Was I screaing?

Yes.

Was I regretting this?

More than just a yes.

I came back to life because the real me, the past me, died already and asked me to take care of his mother and his life... and I am doing this shit.... well thanks for the trust mate but I completly failed it. Shortly said... I am an idiot.

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