Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

Ahm... so why am I here again?

Nezu was just sitting there without telling me anything. I mean he was just there. His presence alone made me kinda really really scared. Might also be because I had a bit of ... well too many secrets. How was I not supposed to actually be nervous. There was an animal which was not even one but three in one in front of me. It is like haveing this one sale representaitve trying to sell you something and says like, buy one and get two for free. Yeah, I didn't feel good at this at all.

If I didn't knew some information about this little plushy in front of me, I would have said he is hamless like a nice Mickey Mouse but hell nah! He is more like Chucky Cheese then an actual disney character. Maybe a disney gone wrong character. Some psychopath might have even lost their pet here.

Me: Ahm.... did I do something wrong?

If he was not about to talk, then I shall be the one who would lead this conversation. To be honest, I would have screamed "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" if it wouldn't be for this hero school. He was the principal here. If I was already screaming this to the prinicpal, what would I do when I would get into this school? Scream at the class "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PSYCHOPATH?!"?

Nezu: Not at all.

Me: Do we know each other?

Nezu: That is not the case either.

Me: Are you gonna tell me why I am here?

Nezu: Perhapse.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Perhapse?

How about Yes? Or a No?

Can you even speak?

Wait do you even understand me?

Or do I need to bark like a damn dog for you to undestand me?

Woof... Wooff?!

Me: Should I guess?

Nezu: Oh be my guest.

Me: Is it because of All Might being my dad and Eraserhead sort of was my dad and both being teachers here?

Nezu: Partially.

Me: Partially?

Nezu: Yes, you are partially right here. I do know about your circumstances.

All of them?

Like ALL all of them?

Nezu: I find you intriguing to say the least.

Me: Pardon me?

Nezu: I have 6 people who wanted to get you into UA by recommodation and yet each one said that only if you fail, I should accept that recommodation. At first I thought it was about the hero class but when I looked over the recommodation form, I've been noticing that all of them are recommending you to the gen ed course. You see this is quite unusual since with this exam, you can enter the hero class instead. Are you aware of this?

Me: I am.

Nezu: Can you tell me the reaosn for this?

Me: I wanted to prove to myself that I could get into the hero class but to be honest, I don't wanna get into the hero class. I am aware of the danger of this job and I am not prepared for this. 

Nezu: And yet you attent the exams for the hero class. 

Me: Yes.

Nezu: If you don't mind me asking, why do you want to prove that you could enter the UA hero class?

Me: Well, I was quirkless for a long time and even now... my quirk wouldn't help me in combat situations at all. So I am more or less quirkless. 

Nezu: I see.

Me: Am I not allowed to take the exam for the hero class?

Nezu: No, quite the contrary, feel free to try your best at it.

Me: Thank you.

Nezu: Now that you have satisfied my curiosity, I will allow you to ask one question. No matter what it is, I will alswer it. You may also turn this question into a favor, if you so wish for it.

Me: I'll take the favor.

I don't know what it was but a favor sounded so much better. A question could be helpful and I think a lot of people would take the question to ask about the exam but I believe I was pretty much prepared for anything so I didn't wantd to take the quetion at all. Tho it would be kinda nice to know who the six people were who suggested me. Then again, it's not as if I knew a lot of heroes. I could even count them on my hands... And even if I knew the names, what was I supposed to do with them?

A favor was much better.

There wouldn't be any take backs and I could ask for anything since he didn't specify that favor at all.

Nezu: Very interesting.

Me: Can I leave now?

Nezu: Yes, good luck on the exam.

Me: Thanks.

With that, I kinda left in normal way but the moment the door closed behind me, I started storming, running down the hallways to the room where the exam was. The faster I would get away from this nutcase of a psycho plushy, the better.