Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

Training

Training... THIS MAN SAYS TRAINING and you know what I get? 

TORTURE!!!!

This man is crazy!

Know how I got to this conclusion?

Me: You are not expecting me to actually clean up the whole beach, right?

He just dragged me to this beach in the morning and then told me to start cleaning up. He said this is training. He said running around would actually strengthen my muscles and that the heavy things are like weight lifting. 

Now here is what I see:

-) Trash littered everywhere, which could potentially get me who knows what sickness.

Well scratch that one cause I am actually having this super duper quirk which would heal me. Come to think of it, I didn't know if it would heal me from any sickness or poison. From what I know, there could be a rabid infested rat or a mouse or a rackoon if not a damn snake somewhere hiding in this trash. With my luck, I would provoke it just by cleaning up.

-) There is a damn fridge and a car in the water which both of the objects are damn heavy.

To be fair, I was not superman so he couldn't expect me to just start pulling things out of nowhere. Without any proper stretching, I would just damage my muscle tissues and I would probably hurt myself more than necessarily. Alright, I was quite confident that my quirk would heal this but still... it sounded like a pain in the ass.

-) Drowining?

Why did I even think about drowning when I saw the car first?

I would need to dive to actually get a good grip or hock it to anything. I could barely even see that there was a car on the beach. So yes, I could drown for sure and who would explain this to my mother then?

YOU?

Nah, I couldn't see this man walk to my mother and say, hey.... me and your son were training... yeah... ahm... he drowned.... 

She would freak out when she would hear this and he would be six feet under if she finds out why I drowned.

Besides I am not suicidal enough to consider this proper training. This was a lunacy!!!!

Yagi: It is a good dead and perfect material to exercise your weak body.

Me: You mean kill me.

Yagi: Let's not think about that.

Me: Wha..... You are literally putting me up to fail here! How am I supposed to get this whole beach cleaned without injuries?

Yagi: You have a healing quirk and as you know, we both know a great healer now.

Me: And said healer would probably not like to hear why I am injured... not to mention my mother.

Yagi: You wanted to beat the UA top hero student at the evaluation exam?

Me: Yes.

Yagi: Then you have to do some unbelievable stuff. Do you really think you can pull it off on your own?

Me: Yes.

Yagi: How? 

Me: Not with this method. 

Yagi: Then explain to me how you would do it.

Me: How about stretching first? Then start slow and build up pretty much everything. I don't have muscles, I am not that agile, I don't have stamina BUT I do have a darn amazing brain. I know how to make a call when I need it.

Yagi: How do you know that?

Me: I just know.

Yagi: We will see about this but out of everything you mentioned you don't have what do you consider the most important one?

Me: Stamina.

Yagi: Wrong.

Me: Then what else?

Yagi: Muscles. You need to be able to pack a punch and fight back. There is nothing you will be able to do with Stamina alone, you need to be able to fight as well.

This was when my jaw dropped to the ground. I mean not literally. He was basically telling me to fight like him, like All Might. Though I am a frail boy and don't even have a buff type of quirk, he expect me to be like him. This wouldn't work at all. Besides I could deal damage eventually. My quirk would heal me from any injuries and if I don't have stamina, I could as well just forfit and give up the fight.

Me: We are done here.

Yagi: Huh?

Me: I take it back. I don't want you to train me.

Yagi: Are you sure?

Me: Yes. 

Yagi: What will you do now? Do you want me to ask others to take you up and tutor you?

Me: No, I am fine.

My gut was telling me to not do this. My brain told me that this would be my end. Something didn't feel right after hearing what he wanted me to do. Yes, the beach was dirty and yes the beach should be cleaned but not by a boy alone. This was just utterly ridiculous.

He nodded to me and didn't say a word. I could tell that he was looking forward to this but it was just not right to do things his way. My body was not built like his. I was not him!!!! This was something I knew the moment I heard his reasoning. However, that also left me with no other option to actually learn and properly train with someone supervising me.

Should I ask Endeavor?

Or Shoto?

Nah.... If I do that, I would need to spend more time with him and I am sure he is busy as well...

Tho he would probably look good without his shirt on....

What the hell am I even thinking?

I need to find a trainer.... someone who knows how to fight and-

HAWKS!

I could ask that chicken.

He does owe me a favor after leaving me hanging and actually getting hit by a damn quirk not realising it.

Idiotic sandwitch....

A damn chicken sandwitch and a canibal as well.