Chapter 3 is here. Let's dive in
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The gang went off. Looking left and right. Up and down. In and out. But there was no sign of Funny anywhere.
"Anyone see anything?" Goofy asked.
"Nothing on my side." Daisy replied.
"Nothing on mine either." Donald said.
"Gaursh. Why would Funny just poof off like that?"
"Hmm.." Mickey started. "When we volunteered Funny to do the comedy show, he looked scared."
"Yea, and before I saw Windy trying to calm him down. He was really sweaty." Minnie added.
"They must both be connected." Daisy said.
Just then, they heard something. Trilling. It was Windy. They flew in from the sky and in front of the gang.
"Windy! Have you found Funny?" Donald asked.
Windy trilled and pointed to where Funny is.
"Come on, let's go!" Mickey said as they all followed Windy.
After a while. Windy stopped and motioned the gang to come over. Then they saw something that they had never seen before.
Funny was projected onto a rock, and he was crying.
Funny was crying.
It was a site the gang thought they'd never see.
A strained sob escaped from him, and tears were streaming out his eyes.
It was heartbreaking.
They looked at one another, and Mickey took the first step towards him.
"Funny?" He asked softly.
Funny sniffed and looked up at him, tears in his eyes.
"I'm sorry." He sobbed. " I didn't mean to ruin the show. I couldn't do it."
"What do you mean, Funny?" Goofy asked.
"Well... I have really bad stage fright. Every time I go on stage, I freeze up and poof away. I tried to do it, I really did. But I couldn't. Now I ruined the show. I'm really sorry, gang." He said, letting his tears run freely down his face.
The gang shot a sympathetic look at each other. Then Minnie stepped forward and wiped away Funny's tears from his face.
"No, Funny. Were sorry. We didn't know you had stage fright. We were so excited about the play, we forgot to ask you if you wanted to do it." Minnie said.
"We never wanted to make you feel like you had to do it. If you don't want to do it, it's completely fine." Daisy said
"But I want to do it. I just don't know how." He sniffed.
"I know. How about when you perform, just look at us and no one else. That way, it'll be just like in the Funhouse." Goofy suggested.
"Great idea, Goof. What do you say, funny? Wanna give it a try." Mickey asked.
Funny thought for a while before answering.
"OK, let's do it." He said, smiling once more.
The gang cheered and made their way to the comedy show where Mayor Clarabelle was waiting.
"Ahh, friends. You found him. Funny, are you OK?" She asked him.
"I'm fine now and ready to tell some jokes." He smiled.
The audience was talking once more. Clarabelle silenced them.
"Adventure friends. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. Back again for another try, please welcome, Funny Funhouse!"
The crowd erupted into cheering once more, and Funny poofed on stage. Nervousness came once more. He looked at his friends, smiling and giving him thumbs up. He took a deep breath and started.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?" The audience responded.
"Cow says."
"Cows says who?"
"No, a cow said moo, not who."
The whole crowd started to laugh, giving Funny a much needed confidence boost. He smiled and carried on.
"Have you guys heard the joke about the pin with no tip? Nothing, it's pointless."
The audience was filled with laughter.
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.
Laughter filled the air once more.
"Why did the scissor shorten the movie? Because it got cut."
The sound of laughter could be heard all the way in the adventure world's.
"OK, OK. So I have two brothers. Were triplets, and one of them once said,'I look so ugly.'.... We're all identical."
The crowd roared with laughter.
"I mean, come on. Just imagine how that would feel. Like that's our face you're talking about."
The laughter increased in volume, and Funny laughed along.
"A real humdinger that conversation was. My other brother wasn't having it. He was like,' Flappy, that is OUR face you're talking about. Don't you even go there."
The laughter didn't stop there. There were more jokes, funny stories, and even a silly song at the end of it. The whole show was a success.
"Ohh, thank you, Funhouse friends. And thank you, Funny. For saving the show.
"Anytime, and thanks for the bread and drinks." Mickey said.
"Yea, it was the yeast we could do." Funny started to laugh, and everyone joined in.
"Ohh, Funny. Still full of jokes, I see." Clarabelle said.
"Yep, I can't wait to do it next year. With my friends by my side, I'll never be afraid."
The gang smiled at Funny. Then they heard something. Everyone was chanting Funny's name and clapping as well.
"Maybe we don't have to wait another year." Daisy said.
"What do you say, Funny?" Donald asked.
"Let's make like a tumble weed and roll!" He poofed away while the gang got back to their seats.
That night was amazing. Everyone laughed and giggled, hollered and roared. By the end of it everyone was exhausted. The gang made it back to the Funhouse and sat down on the sofa.
"Wow, today was such a fun day right Funny. Funny?" Goofy looked to the left of him and saw Funny asleep on a pillow. Everyone awed at the site and Minnie grabbed a blanket to cover him up.
"Sweet dreams, Funny. You were amazing today." Mickey said.
Daisy turned off the lights and they all grabbed their PJ'S and sleeping bags, deciding they were going to sleep at Funny's for the night. Wow Funny surly knows that he's the luckiest funhouse in the world to have friends like his.
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Funny Funhouse Stories
FanfictionMickey Mouse funhouse hasn't done enough Funny episodes so far. Even though his name is in the title of the show. So I'm writing some here. Enjoy.
