Funny Funhouse Stories

Video diary: Chapter 1

Funny finds his old laptop and looks through his video diaries.
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Funny was on the house, and he was bored. His arm was still healing, so he couldn't go on any adventures. The gang was at the garage, and his brothers weren't coming over today. Windy was helping around Funhouse forest, and Teddy was having a play date with Zoop Bloop. So he was all alone.

He poofed inside and onto the tank. He looked around the room and at the basement door. An idea came into his mind as he poofed into his human form and went down into the basement.

He looked around and decided to look through his old storage box from before he came to Hot Dog Hills. He opened up the box and he saw his old laptop.

"Wow. I haven't seen this old thing in years." He said, blowing of the dust. He grabbed the laptop and the charger and flew back up to the living room.

Once it was charged up, he put in his password and looked around the home screen. Google, PowerPoint, Word, Minecraft. All the normal things. But one folder caught his eye. Diary.

"Diary. I've forgotten all about that." He giggled as he clicked on the first one.

It showed a young Funny Funhouse in front of the camera, adjusting it so it went into focus. He smiled and stood back so his body was in view. You could see the yellow walls in his shared bedroom. His drum kit was in the corner of his room along with Flappy's guitar and Frizzy's bass.

"Hello Diary. I've never actually done this before. I hope I'm doing it right." He laughed. "My name's Funny Funhouse. I'm 7 years old and I have two brothers. I  live with my mamá and papá. Ummmm....what else about me? Oh yea! I'm a magical funhouse!"

He poofed onto the wall as he laughed.

"OK. So I'm not fully a Funhouse yet. Once I go and find somewhere I want to call home, then I'll turn into a giant Funhouse when I'm older. But for now I've only got the magic." He said, poofing back into his human form. Just then, he heard his mom call him.

"Funny! Dinner!"

"Coming mamá! I gotta go. Bye!"

The video ended as another one automatically played.

Funny was in his bedroom again as he was preoccupied with one of his cochlear implants. He looked at the screen and smiled.

"Hello. Guess what, I'm getting new cochlear implants." He put one of his black cochlears to the screen.

"I'm deaf and these help me to hear. But now, everything sounds like all robotic. I'll be right back."

The video ended and another one played.

"I'm back! And look. I got new cochlears." He put his white cochlears up to the screen.

"They're white. Just like I asked. And they sound so clear. I love them."

The next video played.

It showed Funny in a different room with boxes stacked up.

"Welcome to our new house!" He cheered as he spun around.

"Mamá said we moved because this house was bigger but I gotta admit. This place ain't that big. I know the only reason we moved was because it had a better magic hospital for papá so I guess it isn't that bad. I worry about papá a lot but I know that he's gonna get better soon I know it." The video ended.

The next one showed Funny with his hair down. He had a black suit on and his hair was lighter than before. He looked down as if he was in a trance.

"I think this just might be the worst week of my life." He said, his voice monotone.

"But papá left me these song albums. I'm so excited to hear them." He looked at the camera with tears in his eyes. "I...I really miss you papá. I love you." His voice broke as he began to cry.

Funny wiped his eyes as tears fell. His farther was a sensitive topic for him. He hid his head in his hands and sobbed as memories of his late farther came flooding back to him. Right now, he needed a break. He took his CI's off and hid in his force field. He'll come back to the diaries later.