Rahul: We are going out today. I expect you to be on best behavior.
Hardik, looking at Ishan: Yes, listen to your elder.
Rahul: Hardik, I was talking to you.
Ishan: *trying not to laugh*
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At bar-
Virar, trying to flirt: So, are you taken, sweetheart?
Rohit: Yeah, taken for granted.
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Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Jaddu: No.
Judge: ...
Aswin: *deep sigh*
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Virat: What's your long term goal.
Rahul: Just death.
Virat: No-
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Subhman: Would you kiss me under mistletoe?
Ishan: I wouldn't kiss you under general anesthesia.
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Gautam: I disrespectfully disagree-
Mahi: Don't you mean respectfully disagree?
Gautam: NO.
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Aswin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Aswin : Weight loss? Drink water.
Aswin: Clear skin? Drink water.
Jaddu: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Aswin: ....
Aswin: Why are you like this?
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Surya: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Rohit: That naptime was a punishment.
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Hardik: At least we have memes to dull the pain of existance.
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Jassi: What are you drinking?
Hardik: The sequel of water.
Jassi: The... sequel?
Hardik: Yeah, H2O2.
Jassi: ......
Rahul: *dials 911*
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Aswin: You dont know how much someone is worth to you-
Jaddu, counting money: -untill you sell them.
Aswin: .....
Mahi: Jaddu... where is Yuzi?
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Subhman: Ishan is like an oven.
Shreyas: Explain?
