hotch is daddy dilf of the bau
JJ: so uh I'd like to apologize to everyone for my attitude yesterday. It was completely out of line.
Garcia: you're forgiven JJ <33
Tara: so what happened?
Ally: fr fr ^
JJ: My ex husband is seeking for full custody of my kids because I'm an 'unfit' mother.
Emily: WHAT
Spencer: Unfit mother? JJ, you're the best mom to your kids. Is Will on crack?
Ally: ^ HELP
Hotch: That's what I asked
JJ: Apparently? I don't know what I did to make him say that about me.
Emily: I will beat his ass JJ!
Elle: ^ same.
Ally: I say we hatch up a plan to kidnap his ugly ass
Hotch: Guys no
Ally: why not? He deserves it
Hotch: While I agree, must I remind you that we're FBI agents?
Tara: It ain't stopped us before
JJ: Huh?
Emily: BABE SHH
Ally: HELLO??
Derek: I just came on and saw that message wtf Tara who did u kidnap?
Hotch: That's what I wanna know
Tara: I'm kidding.
Emily: Yeah she's kidding
Garcia: Sure u were.
Hotch: ...
Elle: anyway JJ you're not a bad mother. Fight back. Get a good ass lawyer. Like Hotch.
Hotch: I was a prosecutor.
JJ: I've already got one thanks to Aaron.
Hotch: Babe I do not want to see you lose your boys. You're an amazing mother and an amazing girlfriend. I love you <3
Derek: Elle. I love you
Elle: what
Spencer: Ally I love you
Ally: what is this, a new trend?
Emily: HELP LMAO ^
JJ: I love you too Aaron <3
Garcia: I love Sam
Tara: Whoa back up. Who's Sam?
Garcia: The guy I've been seeing for a week.
Ally: GET SOME PENNY WOOO
Derek: Baby girl, let me see a pic of the guy. I need to approve him
Emily: Don't listen to him Penelope. He's approved <3
Garcia: he's a hottie, that's all I'm going to say.
Garcia: I deserve it. After all, I dated Kevin.
Hotch: your relationship with him was awkward as hell Garcia. No offense.
Garcia: none taken.
JJ: we have a case guys.
Tara: can these bad guys kill another day, I'm exhausted.
Emily: TARA.
Rossi: Before we go, I made lasagna
Elle: I already ate half of it
Derek: Elle u didn't...
Elle: ...
Derek: fuck she did.
Rossi: Elle get away from my office.
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idek anymore lol
