bau crackwhores
JJ: HOTCH AND ALLY ARE DATING???
Derek: hello to u too miss JJ.
Derek: so bossman really let u back on the team?
JJ: yes now please confirm it for me.
Derek: ya they're together
JJ: ...
Elle: OMG JJ HI
JJ: hey elle.
Emily: BESTIE JJ ILY WELCOME BACK
JJ: ily2 emmy
Derek: jj r u ok? do u not like that hotch and ally r dating?
Elle: spill the tea sister!!
JJ: it was definitely predictable but tbh I miss aaron :(
Emily: r u not with will again? girl u confuse me
JJ: no we are but...idk at the same time, aaron loved me. like truly loved me and I just let him go just like that.
Emily: so u are having regrets? second thoughts?
JJ: yeah
Elle: but he moved on jj
JJ: ik, with that whore.
Elle: ally isn't a whore jj she's one of us
Garcia: omg JJ you're back I missed you!!
JJ: I missed you too Penny <33
Rossi: so what's going on? JJ you're back on the team?
JJ: yeah. I was telling the others how much I regret hurting Aaron. I want him back.
Emily: but you're literally with Will again??
Spencer: JJ you're back!
Spencer: Ally isn't a whore btw
Derek: fr fr ^ don't talk about our girl like that
JJ: it's literally true. She's been pining over my man ever since she dumped spencer.
Ally: I have not, wtf
Ally: he was the one that asked me out
Ally: or...well told me out...or whatever
Ally: either way I went along with it which doesn't make me a whore.
Ally: take a fucking look in the mirror blondie.
Ally: ur literally pregnant with ur ex's baby when u told hotch it was his
Ally: if anyone is the whore, it's u
Derek: shots fired
Rossi: WHERE?
Garcia: not...not literally Rossi omg
Emily: why did I laugh at that
Elle: same ^
JJ: u literally have had a crush on him even when u were with spencer!! I saw the glances, u wanted him all to urself
Spencer: wait JJ let's not jump to conclusions here
Ally: I HAD EYES ONLY FOR REID U DUMBASS MY FLIRTING WITH HOTCH WAS JUST ALL FOR JOKES EVERYONE KNEW THAT
Rossi: ok can we calm down please?
Garcia: please :( no drama
Derek: speaking of mr. sexy where is he?
Emily: I'm sorry, mr. WHAT
Derek: sexy. reading is fundamental prentiss
Derek: where is ur girlfriend at? u seem bored
Emily: she's with her family rn and it's fiancé
Ally: he's sleeping next to me in bed ;)
JJ: whore
Ally: call me a whore again one more time bitch
Spencer: alright clearly this isn't going to end. I'm going to call him
Hotch: what in the hell did I wake up to?
Hotch: JJ, I let you back on the team because I thought you said you were over the drama yet you're still creating it.
Hotch: Maybe letting you back on the team really was a mistake
Ally: U THINK???
JJ: btw this baby really is Aaron's, I was just messing with him
Elle: HELP WHAT
Rossi: ...what
Hotch: JJ I stg if you're joking-
JJ: I'm not. I'm sending u the paperwork that says u are
Spencer: I am so confused. If Hotch was the father all this time, why would you say it was Will's?
JJ: well we were fighting about his feelings for Ally which clearly he does have them I mean they're together for fuck's sake
JJ: so I decided to fib and told him it was Will's
Hotch: we...we could've still been together, JJ. I don't even know what to say right now.
JJ: so ally, I am not the whore. You are!! Man stealer.
Ally: I'd rather be a man stealer than a fucking liar like u
Rossi: I don't even know what to say at this point
Elle: ^
Derek: ^
Spencer: ^
Emily: ^
Hotch: JJ, on Monday, we are going to talk about this like adults. Ally, you're coming too. No calling each other names. We will have a discussion about this.
Ally: nah I don't want to talk to that lying bitch. She's so insecure about everyone and everything. No wonder Will left her
JJ: well excuse you but I left him, not the other way around.
Ally: either way he's the damn lucky one who deserves so much better
Spencer: Guys enough.
Hotch: Stop it right now. Monday, we're having a meeting, just the three of us. You girls better be there in one piece.
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idk why I created more drama in this, but I kinda like it lol
