hotch is daddy dilf of the bau
Derek: ew I just saw spencer and ally kissing
Ally: I'll kiss him again in front of u but with tongue
Derek: if u do I'll shoot myself
Elle: derek...
Derek: I'm being serious
Elle: I think u need a psych eval done
Derek: ME??
Ally: yes u baldie mcbalderson
Hotch: Morgan come to my office please.
Ally: HAHAHA
Derek:
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Hotch: I am serious, please come.
Derek: oh i'll come alright ;))
Elle: in me, I hope
Rossi: I think I joined at the wrong time
JJ: tmi
Emily: lol tf u mean tmi? everyone can hear u and bossman in the office daily
JJ: get new ears or be built different idk
Hotch: ...
Spencer: derek leave my girlfriend and I alone
Derek: no
Ally: yes
Derek: make me.
Hotch: MORGAN, OFFICE, NOW.
Ally: ur in trouble mister!!
Derek: for daddy hotch, no regrets ;)
Elle: who even are u
Hotch: that is it.
Derek: wait what are you doing
Derek: oh hell no!!
Ally: LMAOOO AWW DID BOSSMAN JUST GIVE YOU 5 EXTRA REPORTS, POOR DERRY WERRY
Derek: brb killing myself
Elle: DEREK MORGAN.
Derek: I'm kidding, Elle geez
Hotch: if you're not in my office in 10 seconds, I will make you do everyone's paperwork.
Derek: FINE.
Spencer: is it just me or is Derek a lil gay for our boss?
JJ: I don't really blame him tbh
Ally: bitch you are too
Spencer: ME?
Ally:
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Ally: what is this then??
Spencer: where did you find that?
Elle: I am also curious
Ally: someone sent it to me :)
Spencer: who? I want names.
Emily: I am so confused
Tara: ??
Emily: so are all the bau men just simping over our boss?
Elle: looks like it
Ally: I know I said Hotch is sexy, but yk I didn't actually mean it romantically
Ally: I kinda hope that's not the case for spence
Spencer: it's not, why would you say that?
Rossi: kinda?
Rossi: and can I just say that I do not "simp" for Hotch, whatever that means
JJ: we get it, Rossi, you're straight.
Ally: idk you've been kinda simping over him lately. At first I thought it was all jokes but-
Spencer: If that were true, I wouldn't be with you now.
Spencer: Yes I will admit, our boss is attractive as hell, but Ally, you're the one I actually want to be with
Ally: you mean that?
Spencer: of course!
Emily: straight couples make me sick, someone get them to stop kissing
Ally: lol I think it's safe to say Spencer is not straight
Spencer: I'm bi
Emily: ok bi couples make me sick #fullgaynessalltheway
Derek: and I need a psych eval?
Hotch: sigh. I'm in charge of literal children
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idk I'm slowly losing interest in this book lol maybe it's the broken ac in my fucking house that's making it hard for me to write, idk :/
