name changed to bau
Derek: EXCUSE ME?
Derek: ALLY SOME BITCH CHANGED THE NAME AGAIN
Ally: so?
Derek: ur not going to beat someone's ass for it this time?
Ally: no
Spencer: Are you feeling ok, Ally?
Spencer: you'd usually be upset at someone for changing the gc name.
Ally: Idc about that anymore.
Tara: r u ok ally?
Derek: I don't think she's ok
Ally: bossman and I broke up, shut the fuck up, all of u
Spencer: oh no I'm sorry Ally
Derek: wanna go watch white chicks at my place? u love that movie
Spencer: I'm coming too! I'm bringing snacks. I can also bring ice cream as well
Ally: no I'm staying home with cleo, I just want to be left alone
Emily: can we do anything to make u smile again?
Garcia: I don't like it when you're sad, Ally :(
Rossi: non essere triste, angelo
Derek: did u call her fat
Rossi: no?! I told her not to be sad
Ally: ur sweet papa rossi but right now, sadness is all I feel atm. I'm gonna take a few days off from the chat so that I can clear my head
*ally left the chat*
Garcia: guys :(
Derek: I've never seen her this sad before
Elle: what'd I miss
Elle: they broke up? nooo :(
Emily: her birthday's coming up, is it not?
Spencer: In a few weeks, yes.
Emily: we need to plan something for her. I think she'd really love it if we threw her a party
Tara: bossman not invited
Rossi: why not?
Emily: because he broke her heart, read the texts man
Rossi: Doesn't mean he's a bad person, guys. He probably felt that it was unprofessional for them to date. Ally will be fine in no time.
Derek: that's not really why they broke up, Italian man
Rossi: well then enlighten me?
Derek: they broke up because he never loved her, she was just collateral damage because JJ broke HIS heart
Rossi: well when he wasn't yelling at her, he seemed happy with her
Tara: have u not heard of acting??
Derek: someone add bossman back in, I have some choice words for him
Garcia: guys we need to leave it alone. Leave bossman alone
Derek: no <3 sorry babes
Garcia: if you say anything offensive, I'll have to say goodbye to my choco thunder
Derek: girl please lol he knows how valuable I am to this team
*Hotch was added to bau*
Derek: YO HOTCHMAN WHERE U AT??
Rossi: Derek think before you type!
Derek: Nah Ally's devastated because of him, I will throw hands
Elle: no offense to spence, but why didn't anyone throw hands when he cheated on ally? :/
Spencer: I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Derek: because he's handsome as fuck and pure
Emily: bitch he cheated with u!!
Derek: my statement still stands
Hotch: what
Derek: BITCH SHOW URSELF
Emily: it's literally sunday moron
Garcia: I think what Derek is trying to say is, why would you string poor Ally along like that?
Hotch: She literally knew JJ was the reason why we were even together, so let's not pretend she's 100% innocent
Hotch: however, I do feel bad about this whole thing if it makes YOU guys feel better
Tara: u need to fix this with ally because she's heartbroken. she's all alone with her kitty at home wondering why no one loves her for her.
Derek: nice guilt trip :)
Hotch: You don't think I haven't been trying to get a hold of her? I'm trying to call her but it goes straight to voicemail and she isn't responding to any of my texts
Elle: ya because she really doesn't want to be around u right now and I don't blame her
Hotch: Well she's gonna have to be around me sooner or later aka tomorrow or even today if we get called in for a case
Tara: we all know ally won't come in for a case on a sunday let's be real plz
Rossi: what do you suggest Hotch to do? Apologize to her? That's what he's trying to do
Emily: just give her a few days off at least
Hotch: Fine but I expect her to be back by Wednesday at the latest.
Emily: ya ya whatever
Derek: she'll come back when she's ready to come back bitch
Hotch: Watch yourself, Derek.
Derek: no I am going to back her up til I die idc who u are <333
Hotch: That's rich of you to say considering you're the reason why Ally and Reid broke up
Derek: that was a different era, times have changed now, ally is over spencer, spencer is happy with me, I am happy with spencer. have u ever considered that maybe UR the problem?
Hotch: Talk to me when your grammar is better, I cannot take you seriously typing that shit out.
Derek: bitch ur changing the subject, u def know ur the problem lmao haley divorced u and died just to get away from ur ass, and I can def see why jj cheated on u and will not let u near ur kid
Rossi: DEREK.
Garcia: :( too far
Emily: yo the vibe just got dark here I'm out
Tara: take me with u
Emily: bitch we're engaged and u live with me
Emily: also ur right next to me
Elle: derek that was literally low of u to say
Derek: idc it needed to be said. he can cope or cry
Hotch: Okay, well, starting tomorrow, you are suspended for a week with no pay.
Derek: u cannot do that over gc u moron
Hotch: fine.
Hotch: two weeks no pay.
Rossi: Aaron let's be reasonable here...Derek is right, you can't do that over group chat, Strauss would agree
Derek: papa rossi speaking facts
Rossi: Derek I am not on your side here, what you said wasn't right.
Hotch: Fine. Morgan when you get here in the morning, I will send you back on your way
Derek: so ur going to make me waste gas by going to work and then ur just going to make me waste more gas by sending me back home?
Derek: great logic there, chief.
Hotch: cope or cry.
Rossi: this is getting ridiculous, you both are acting like children.
Rossi: let me handle all this. I will talk to Allison, and I will convince her to come back by at least Tuesday, and when she comes back, Aaron, I expect you two to talk things out professionally and personally, and once that clears up, you and Derek are going to smooth things over.
Rossi: I cannot take another wave of drama otherwise I might have a heart attack and probably die.
Elle: ...
Elle: damn don't let the italian die plz
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kind of a shitty way to end the chapter but oh well lol
