derek's bald 


Emily: guess what today is

Emily: hello?

Emily: is anyone awake? it's only midnight 

Emily: SOMEONE ANSWER BACK AND LOVE ME. 

Tara: BABE GO BACK TO SLEEP

Ally: ngl I pulled this same shit a few weeks ago so I'd be a hypocrite if I told you to stfu lol 

Derek: I was busy getting laid and you guys ruined the mood

Emily: HELP?? WHAT ABOUT ELLE

Derek: we broke up dumbass, remember?

Ally: moving on awfully quick, aren't we?

JJ: guys aaron and I are trying to sleep, hush

Tara: blame emily 

Derek: ^ 

Ally: lowkey forgot u two were still together oops

JJ: lowkey forgot u and spencer were fighting tbh 

Tara: WHAT

Emily: nah because what

Derek: is this true?

Derek: PRETTY BOY WAKEY WAKEY 

Ally: guys it's not a big deal 

Elle: guys stfu i'm trying to sleep

Ally: why is everyone in bed by midnight? yall r lame

Spencer: derek why did you call me for

Derek: is it true u and ally wally r on the outs?

Ally: derek what did I say about u calling me that

Derek: idc i'm calling u that from now on

Derek: anyways i'm talking to pretty boy not u

Spencer: we are not on the outs, we had one fight

Ally: no we r on the outs

Emily: HELP

JJ: CAN U GUYS TALK ABOUT IT IN THE AM? I AM TIRED

Tara: jj mute this chat, no one cares that ur tired from all the sex ur having with our boss

Ally: where is penny, I miss her already 

Derek: she's fast asleep

Tara: now how do u know that

Derek: because she's not replying to our gc moron

Emily: or maybe she's next to u sleeping ;)

Elle: wait what 

Derek: no she is not

Derek: we're best friends, we'd never jeopardize our friendship like that 

Elle: u said u were getting laid. we just broke up...

Derek: doesn't mean I'm sleeping with Penny 

Elle: but why would you sleep with someone right after we broke up

Derek: why do u care? we r not together anymore therefore i can do what i want 

Ally: don't be an asshole derek, she has a point 

Derek: no she doesn't. she could sleep with someone else and i wouldn't give a fuck 

Tara: ope

Hotch: what is the matter with you guys? go to sleep, we'll discuss this like mature adults in the morning 

JJ: u guys woke up the boss

Elle: nah fuck u derek, i wish we never dated 

*Elle has left the chat*
 
Ally: see what u did baldy?

Spencer: allison, leave them alone and go to bed

Ally: well I would but u went back to ur own apartment instead of staying with me 

Spencer: goodnight everyone. 

Emily: so uh today's my birthday if anyone cares..

Tara: happy birthday now go to sleep PLEASE. 

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alright I lied I might have some more ideas for this book lol but I am also working a lot as well this upcoming week so I probably won't update until later next week or so. 

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