derek's bald
Emily: guess what today is
Emily: hello?
Emily: is anyone awake? it's only midnight
Emily: SOMEONE ANSWER BACK AND LOVE ME.
Tara: BABE GO BACK TO SLEEP
Ally: ngl I pulled this same shit a few weeks ago so I'd be a hypocrite if I told you to stfu lol
Derek: I was busy getting laid and you guys ruined the mood
Emily: HELP?? WHAT ABOUT ELLE
Derek: we broke up dumbass, remember?
Ally: moving on awfully quick, aren't we?
JJ: guys aaron and I are trying to sleep, hush
Tara: blame emily
Derek: ^
Ally: lowkey forgot u two were still together oops
JJ: lowkey forgot u and spencer were fighting tbh
Tara: WHAT
Emily: nah because what
Derek: is this true?
Derek: PRETTY BOY WAKEY WAKEY
Ally: guys it's not a big deal
Elle: guys stfu i'm trying to sleep
Ally: why is everyone in bed by midnight? yall r lame
Spencer: derek why did you call me for
Derek: is it true u and ally wally r on the outs?
Ally: derek what did I say about u calling me that
Derek: idc i'm calling u that from now on
Derek: anyways i'm talking to pretty boy not u
Spencer: we are not on the outs, we had one fight
Ally: no we r on the outs
Emily: HELP
JJ: CAN U GUYS TALK ABOUT IT IN THE AM? I AM TIRED
Tara: jj mute this chat, no one cares that ur tired from all the sex ur having with our boss
Ally: where is penny, I miss her already
Derek: she's fast asleep
Tara: now how do u know that
Derek: because she's not replying to our gc moron
Emily: or maybe she's next to u sleeping ;)
Elle: wait what
Derek: no she is not
Derek: we're best friends, we'd never jeopardize our friendship like that
Elle: u said u were getting laid. we just broke up...
Derek: doesn't mean I'm sleeping with Penny
Elle: but why would you sleep with someone right after we broke up
Derek: why do u care? we r not together anymore therefore i can do what i want
Ally: don't be an asshole derek, she has a point
Derek: no she doesn't. she could sleep with someone else and i wouldn't give a fuck
Tara: ope
Hotch: what is the matter with you guys? go to sleep, we'll discuss this like mature adults in the morning
JJ: u guys woke up the boss
Elle: nah fuck u derek, i wish we never dated
*Elle has left the chat*
Ally: see what u did baldy?
Spencer: allison, leave them alone and go to bed
Ally: well I would but u went back to ur own apartment instead of staying with me
Spencer: goodnight everyone.
Emily: so uh today's my birthday if anyone cares..
Tara: happy birthday now go to sleep PLEASE.
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alright I lied I might have some more ideas for this book lol but I am also working a lot as well this upcoming week so I probably won't update until later next week or so.
