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Ally: GUYS I HEARD A BIG ASS RUMOR
Ally: I'M SO HAPPY I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
Garcia: WHAT IS IT BB??
Elle: I LOVE IT WHEN U GET EXCITED ALLY
Ally: ME TOO :DDDD
Derek: OMG WHAT IS IT TELL ME TELL ME
Spencer: Derek you are not that excited.
Derek: shhh
Ally: spence slap his bald ass head for me i stg
Derek: he loves me too much not to do it
Derek: OW WTF BABE
Ally: worth it
Spencer: :)
Hotch: Alright, enough. What is the rumor?
Ally: oh ya I HEARD STRAUSS WAS STEPPING DOWN
Rossi: WHAT
Emily: no way really? who did u hear that from?
Tara: I am also curious cuz I didn't hear nothing about it
Garcia: Ally??
Hotch: No she's not. Who'd you hear that from?
Ally: I heard it from ur mom lol
Emily: ALLISON THAT'S NOT FUNNY WTF
Rossi: ^ don't ever make those jokes again bella
Hotch: Emily's right, that wasn't funny. Besides, my mom's dead.
Elle: oop
Ally: lol no really tho I heard it from anderson
Hotch: Well I'm gonna have to talk to Anderson now aren't I?
Rossi: Please do, I don't want her to step down
Elle: right, who else would u be able to please? lol
Hotch: Let's not make this conversation uncomfortable please
Ally: lemme know how it goes bossman hotchman
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Garcia: so what's the word?
Ally: ya I'm getting a lil anxious
Elle: maybe she really is stepping down due to all of our bs lol
Derek: ngl nothing would make me happier tbh
Ally: same, all she ever does is try to make my life a living hell
Rossi: Allison, she is still our boss
Ally: FUCK
Hotch: Alright, so Ally, in a way, you're right. Strauss is stepping down, but only temporarily
Ally: only temporarily? That bitch is coming back??
Hotch: Yes. She's taking a personal leave right now, and she asked me to take over any orders she's received from the director
Ally: so ur doing two heavy loaded jobs rn?
Ally: sucks to be u lol
Garcia: :o
Hotch: Ha ha funny
Hotch: This means I'm going to be extra hard on you if stuff doesn't get done.
Ally: ur acting like I never get shit done
Hotch: I know you do, but it's in the way you do it. Like you don't take it seriously
Ally: I shall prove u wrong, I do take it seriously
Hotch: Fine. Tomorrow, prove me wrong.
Ally: I will. Sir.
Derek: anyone else feel sexual tension in the air rn between these two
Derek: OW WTF
Hotch: I'll do it again too, don't test me
Tara: so who's feeling wedding ready?
Ally: ME ME ME I'M SO EXCITED TO BE FLOWER GIRL
Garcia: me, I love weddings :)
Emily: ur all going to love our wedding dresses they're so perfect
Elle: is no one going to talk about hotch hitting derek lmao
Derek: no!!
Spencer: I want to!!
Ally: same lol
Derek: yall suck smh
Spencer: :)
Garcia: I brought in cupcakes, derek can have the first one
Derek: aww ilysm baby girl thank u
Garcia: :) ur welcome my handsome prince
Tara: watch out, spencer's getting the green eyed monster
Spencer: I am not.
Derek: yes u are and it's so cute
Derek: kiss me rn
Spencer: babe not in front of everyone
Derek: ur no fun
Ally: I need to get me someone I'm feeling left out lol :(
Emily: ooh my bachelorette party is in a few days, we're going to the club, u can find someone there
Ally: yayayayayay!
Elle: omg yas bachelorette party!!
Tara: lol guess what, we're having separate parties for the same night so some of yall will need to come to mine
Derek: Spence and I will come to Tara's
Emily: settle down baldy, Tara and I already decided who's going to whose party
Elle: lmao baldy never gets old
Derek: like ur love for me, I can see u still want me
Elle: tf? lol as if.
Spencer: Really, Derek?
Rossi: can you guys just tell us where each of us is going to?
Emily: ya so ally, elle, spencer, and hotch is coming to mine
Tara: which leaves derek, penny, and rossi coming to mine
Emily: we'll each give u the deets
Ally: kk I'm so excited ahhh
Garcia: :) can't wait!
Derek: wait ur separating me and my boyfriend? yall r cruel
Spencer: It's only for one night, Derek
Derek: no bitches better flirt with u
Spencer: Nobody flirts with me other than you so you're good
Derek: ally can u smack a bitch if someone talks to him
Ally: lol sure
Hotch: Ally.
Ally: alright I won't *but I will*
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next chapter is emily's bachelorette party :)
