BAU
Ally: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS
Ally: WAKEY WAKEY
Ally: DO YOU ALL NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE??
Ally: WHORES
Derek: IT IS 2 IN THE MORNING, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U
Ally: I just want someone to love me
Derek: YOU HAVE SPENCER NOW GO TO SLEEP
Ally: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SPENCER AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS
Hotch: WILL THE TWO OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE REST OF US SLEEP??
Hotch: Thanks :)
Ally: that was kinda hot ngl
-later lol
Spencer: Morgan why do you keep insisting Ally and I are a couple?
Derek: Because it's facts. The whole team can see it stringbean
Spencer: I saw you and Elle making out the other day
Derek: no u didn't
Spencer: *image attached*
Spencer: you didn't?
Emily: is the whole team now dating each other or...?
Tara: sure seems that way
Elle: I saw Spencer and Ally holding hands last week lmao
Derek: I KNEW IT
Ally: pics or it didn't happen
Elle:
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(a/n pretend that's spencer and ally lol)
Ally: oh
Spencer: ...
Derek: idk why you guys denied it, the entire team is dating each other pretty much lol
Garcia: except for me :( and Rossi but he is like my dad
Rossi: ^
Derek: you'll find someone baby girl :)
Derek: and Rossi, idk about u lol
Rossi: kick rocks
Hotch: alright let's not tease the oldest man on our team
Ally: I'm pretty sure rossi and strauss were a thing at one point
Derek: ew why would you bring that up?
Rossi: why would you say ew?
Derek: because you and strauss together should be illegal
Rossi: ?
Hotch: Morgan's saying it's not normal, Dave
Rossi: but the rest of your relationships are?!
Ally: derek he's gonna stop making us food, stfu
Rossi: I will tbh
JJ: so uh I hate to break up this conversation but we have a case in Indiana
Emily: u scared me there, I thought you were about to break up with our boss
JJ: never have u seen him
JJ:
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Hotch: ...
Hotch: does everyone always take random pics of me
Ally: can u blame them
Spencer: ahem
Ally: spencer ur bi af, u can't tell me our boss isn't sexy
Hotch: ...
JJ: CASE.
Ally: oh right lol
Emily: I like jealous JJ
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I'm the biggest Hotch stan there is, you cannot tell me this man doesn't make you feel things
