Hotch: Congrats you two. We have a case in Portland, Oregon. Let's meet in the conference room in 5.
Emily: can't people die another day, we literally just got engaged
Hotch:
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Elle: who's teaching bossman this stuff?
Ally: me, lmao
Spencer: you guys have been spending an awful lot of time together lately.
Ally: and ur being suspicious of us for no reason. only reason I go into hotch's office is to show him memes
Hotch: ^
Derek: pretty boy ur making some wild ass accusations there
Spencer: you were literally saying the same thing the other day
Derek: ya but I backed down tf
Ally: r u two still sleepin together bc u fight like u r lol
Spencer: what? no!
Derek: he wishes tbh
Spencer: I will vomit on your bald ass head if you don't shut up
Ally: smack it, it's so fun
Derek: ALLY DON'T ENCOURAGE HWIHHWDF
Ally: I'M DEAD SO DEAD LMAOOOO
Rossi: Derek are you ok?
Elle: spence I had no idea u could hit that hard
Spencer: I didn't mean to!
Derek: ALLISON MARIE WALKER
Emily: HE'S FUCKING CRYING XD
Ally: why r u coming at me, I wasn't the one who hit u lmao
Derek: but u encouraged it!!
Garcia: choco thunder, come to my lair, I have cookies for you :)
Derek: baby girl ur a lifesaver ilysm
Garcia: who doesn't tbh
Tara: fair point
Rossi: where's JJ and Hotch? They're being quiet
Elle: probably having sex somewhere
Ally: guys is it possible for jj to become pregnant while pregnant
Spencer: The answer may actually surprise you: yes it is possible! BUT it's extremely rare! It's called superfetation. Only 10 cases have been confirmed in the literature. It's very similar to twin pregnancies and can be delivered at the same time alongside the fetus already growing in the womb.
Rossi: I did not need to know that.
Spencer: Ally asked, so...
Emily: uh oh jj and hotch look serious through the window
Garcia: maybe it's about work??
Ally: ^
Elle: nah jj is yelling at him
Garcia: oh my
Derek: hotchy boy is in troubleee
Derek: lemme try to read their lips
Ally: this oughta be good
Rossi: yeah I don't trust your lip-reading skills, Derek
Derek: can't u guys be supportive for me just once?
Elle: alright morgan what are they saying?
Derek: hotch is saying something about the coffee maker...
Tara: what? lol
Derek: that it's broken?
Derek: I think jj wants coffee and he drank the last of it
Spencer: I don't think that's what they're saying, Derek
Spencer: not to mention it doesn't make sense. why would the coffee maker be broken yet he drank the last of the coffee?
Ally: ur lip reading skills are horrible derek lol lemme try
Derek: now THIS oughta be good lmao
Ally: oh...oh shit, jj's accusing bossman of not loving her anymore
Emily: maybe it's the hormones making her say that
Elle: ^
Derek: oh so yall will believe THAT?
Spencer: it's more accurate than the coffee maker being broken even though it's not
Ally: and he's starting to get offended over it saying he does indeed love her
Ally: nah why is jj bringing me up??
Ally: is it because I show him memes??
Rossi: Allison, I am going to laugh if your lip reading skills are accurate. I'll even make you pasta for lunch.
Elle: I'll supply the ingredients even
Derek: jj just slapped the fuck out of him LMAO
Garcia: Guys :(
JJ: everyone just needs to fuck off
Emily: jj what happened?
Hotch: you are so immature JJ
JJ: ME? NAH I'M NOT THE ONE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR AGENTS
Hotch: I'M NOT FUCKING IN LOVE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU, YOU ARE HAVING MY KID!!
JJ: NO UR NOT!!! THIS IS WILL'S BABY
Ally: huh?
Derek: what now?
Emily: oh shit
Tara: plot twist
Rossi:say this isn't true, JJ
Garcia: JJ please say you're joking
Ally: ya didn't will divorce u because u were an unfit mother? (not saying u r btw)
JJ: it doesn't matter. Aaron's been acting distant for the last several months
Hotch: so that excuses cheating on me?
Ally: jj no offense but y would u go from this
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Ally: back to this
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Elle: to be fair he isn't bad looking
Ally: oh shit ur right lol but hotch is hot, it even says so in his name
Ally: will is just cute
Derek: ally y r u taking photos of grown ass men
Derek: no y r u taking pictures of jj's ex and our boss?
Ally: because I can, stfu
JJ: she clearly loves u back aaron I hope ur very happy together
Garcia: ????
Ally: bro all I did was call him hot
Ally: he loves u not me jj
Hotch: JJ you were the one cheating on me and lied to me about me being your kid's father.
Hotch: Maybe we will be.
Hotch: Allison after work we're going on a date
Derek: ??? HELP
Ally: when I do not know what to say to that. Is this an order sir?
Hotch: Yes.
Ally: sorry jj I gotta
Spencer: hold on just a fucking minute
Emily: HE SWEARS
Emily: I'm so proud :')
Spencer: Ally, the reason he's even asking you out is because he wants to make JJ jealous. Don't you see how fucked up that is?
Ally: aren't we all just a lil fucked up?
Elle: good point lmao
Spencer: so you're really going to go on a date with our boss?
Ally: ya ig
Hotch: dress nice.
Ally: k
--- this story is all over the place I am so sorry but I actually kinda love the drama rn lmao
