HOTTEST BAU AGENTS EVER!!!
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Hotch: I literally just made this group chat, who changed it already?
Elle: ur mom did
Derek: Ha!
Hotch: Elle I already gave you a psych eval, want another one in the same week?
Garcia: same week?? ELLE??
Elle: I have issues, ok?
Derek: Yeah daddy issues ;)
Elle: oh please.
JJ: do I want to know what's going on here?
Rossi: ^
Ally: nobody here has daddy issues, Derek
Ally: you, however...
Derek: Nah I ain't the one with daddy issues
Ally: is that why your dad is dead?
Garcia: I gasped
Tara: what did I just log into?
Tara: OMG ALLY
Hotch: Walker, my office.
Derek: You're in trouble, Ally Wally
Ally: you know I hate being called that!!
Derek: ALLY WALLY!!!
Ally: I'm going to punch him
Hotch: Walker, my office-
Hotch: sigh, she literally just punched him
Emily: she got his shiny, bald head
Rossi: I heard it from my office lol
Elle: even Hotch is kinda laughing
Derek: THIS IS BULLYING.
Garcia: choco thunder, my love <333
Derek: baby girl :)
Tara: ew get a room
Derek: get a girlfriend
Tara: you go first
Spencer: my work is done.
Hotch: Thanks Reid
Ally: Derek why are you so bald
Spencer: what's wrong with bald people?
Derek: YEAH ALLY WALLY
Hotch: walker do not punch him again
Ally: oh come on, it's funny
Derek: the ladies love it ;D
Ally: is that why you have none?
Rossi: you two are something else. I'm making lasagna for lunch break.
Ally: OMG OMW RN
Rossi: I haven't made it yet...
Ally: you disappoint me.
JJ: anyway, we have a case.
Derek: damn
Emily: damn
Ally: damn
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it's boring so far but it'll get better I promise
