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Emily: so how did that meeting go u guys?
Tara: there was a meeting?
Emily: ya long story short, jj is back on the team, her baby's really Hotch's and she apparently wants him back and is angry that ally and hotch are dating and is calling ally a whore
Tara: oh
Derek: I don't think their meeting is done bc the door is still shut
Derek: I don't hear yelling
Derek: oh shit the window broke LMAOOO
Derek: whoever threw something at the window has MAD hands
JJ: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW IT
Garcia: oh my
Ally: it was on purpose u bimbo
Hotch: Allison, stop.
Hotch: JJ either way you threw something out of anger. I'm giving you two choices: First choice, stay on the team, apologize to everyone for the confusion you caused, especially to me, and I'd also like you to apologize to Ally, because she is not a whore. Remember she got cheated on too.
JJ: I'm not apologizing to the slut.
Ally: I am about to throw hands rn
Spencer: I'm holding Ally back
Spencer: and can we please stop bringing up the fact I cheated on ally? :/
Derek: cmon spence u know I was good ;))
Garcia: derek my love, you are not helping
Hotch: Alright, if you're not going to apologize to Ally, then I have no choice but to fire you.
JJ: you can't fire me through gc
Ally: BITCH HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
Ally: UR LUCKY UR PREGNANT
Ally: OTHERWISE U WOULD BE ON THE GROUND RN
Derek: ally plz
Rossi: Allison I have leftover pasta, come to my office and I'll share some with you
Ally: OMG ROSSI ILYSM
Ally: MY FAVORITE ITALIAN
Rossi: :)
JJ: fatass
Hotch: Alright that is it.
Emily: oh shit
Emily: WHERE'S ELLE SHE'S MISSING THE DRAMA
Garcia: she's sick :(
Derek: yall r acting like jj's getting beat up, all hotch is doing is calling strauss to come get his ex lol
Tara: Calling Strauss is worse than getting beat up imo
Emily: honestly ^
Rossi: what is that supposed to mean?
Tara: oh I forgot u were doing her lol no offense rossi
Spencer: Welp JJ's off the gc again and is packing her stuff
Derek: well I'm going to miss her but at the same time, she's been a bitch to ally so I can't say I feel sorry for her. I do feel sorry for that baby girl that's about to be born
Ally: let's not speak of this anymore
Hotch: what's done is done. Strauss is talking to JJ now but she should be gone in a bit.
Garcia: :(
Derek: ik baby girl but remember JJ is the one who decided to act like this
Garcia: I know...but I really hate the situation
Emily: me too, I'm going to miss my bestie
Elle: hi guys what'd I miss?
Elle: oh I missed a lot, ok logging off bye lol
