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Ally: I did a thing
Garcia: what kind of thing?
Emily: should I be scared?
Elle: ^
Ally: no I got a kitten!!!
Ally:
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Ally: everyone, meet Cleopatra!! I'm calling her Cleo for short
Elle: OMG OMG SHE'S THE CUTEST
Garcia: I think I died and landed in kitty heaven!!! she's adorbs
Spencer: Aw she's so cute!
Rossi: when did you get her?
Ally: Yesterday :)
Emily: but we were at work yesterday??
Ally: remember when I told u guys I had to go home because of an emergency
Elle: yeah...?
Ally: well this was the emergency
Spencer: You...you ditched work just so you could get a kitten?
Ally: Ya lol
Hotch: Allison, you told me your room mate had an emergency!!
Ally: I lied
Spencer: Wait you don't have a room mate...I would know.
Ally: LMAO Hotch fell for it so easily too
Hotch: Don't do it again or you'll face suspension for 2 weeks with no pay
Ally: oh ya cause I'm totally going to get another kitty
Ally: wait Cleo will eventually need a sibling
Derek: I'm up, what'd I miss
Derek: oh ally got a kitty
Derek: THAT WAS THE EMERGENCY?
Derek: uk what, I'm not surprised
Ally: ;)))
Tara: AWWW CONGRATS BESTIE
Ally: thank u tara :)
Garcia: Now I want a kitty :(
Ally: Penny u can come over and see her if u want
Garcia: omw already
Spencer: I'm coming too
Emily: same
Tara: ^
Derek: ^
Elle: ^
Hotch: Jack wants to come see her
Ally: omg how is he btw I miss him
Hotch: He's good, he's been asking to see you
Ally: well come over then!!!
Emily: I'm sensing some vibes here
Derek: same
Ally: tf?
Hotch: there's nothing going on, stop it.
Derek: u two went on that date remember? lol
Hotch: just to spite JJ?
Elle: I read that as to spit on jj and I about died
Tara: ME TOO LOL
Ally: omg that would be a hilarious typo
Hotch: ...
Derek: so there's really nothing going on with u two then?
Ally: sadly no
Spencer: Sadly?
Ally: yes sadly idc who knows it, Aaron Hotchner can rail me at any time
Emily: oh...lol
Tara: me @ emily lol
Hotch: why why why why why
Elle: don't lie hotchner u want to rail her too
Emily: LMAO
Spencer: how about no one rails anyone
Hotch: ^
Ally: that's really sad because I need some action
Derek: ahem I'm right here
Ally: EW WTF U NASTY ROACH LOOKING BALD ASS EAGLE
Ally: BESIDES SPENCER WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO RAIL U
Derek: I'm offended
Ally: and bald so i do not care
Spencer: it was one time :( stop bringing it up
Garcia: can we go back to talking about ally's kitten
Emily: yes please let's stop killing the mood
Rossi: does anyone want to hear about my day?
Tara: not really
--later lol
Emily: BITCH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
Garcia: ?? what
Emily: NOT U PENNY BUT OMG ALLY
Elle: what did she do now
Elle: OH I SEE IT I SEE IT OMG
Spencer: I don't understand what's happening?
Ally: hELP
Hotch: guys stop
Tara: u two are dirty dirty liars we saw u two liplocking
Ally: ok fine we're dating lol
Hotch: ALLISON.
Ally: I AM TELLING IT LIKE IT IS STFU
Ally: anyway it happened after our date which wasn't really a date but it was sort of a date
Derek: damn no wonder Hotch shot daggers at me after I offered myself to ally lol
Derek: congrats tho
Ally: if JJ hears of this, my life might be over lol
Elle: nah JJ's back with Will since it's his baby
Hotch: ^
Spencer: but is she coming back to the team?
Hotch: idk anymore
Emily: bitch better be, I miss my blonde friend
Hotch: if she doesn't cause any trouble I'll consider letting her back in
Emily: JJ has never caused trouble and u know it hotch
Hotch: uh she cheated on me while making me believe her baby is mine?!
Spencer: well...she doesn't cause trouble within the team anyway lol
Rossi: I made pasta at my house
Ally: omg omw
Hotch: Don't leave without me
Ally: hurry up then, tf?
Hotch: well stop walking so fast then, tf?
Hotch: hey how'd you get my car keys?!
Ally: ...
