hotch is daddy dilf of the bau
Ally: HOTCH
Ally: HOTCHY BOY
Ally: HOTCHY WOTCHY
Ally: AARON MFING HOTCHNER
Hotch: WHAT?!
Ally: Hi :)
Hotch: ...
Hotch: you're already on thin ice and my day hasn't even started yet
Ally: I know, I just wanted to annoy you :D
JJ: hey Walker do you value ur job?
Ally: I do actually.
JJ: then shut the fuck up.
Ally: damn blondie, someone not getting laid or something?
Hotch: don't make me give you extra paperwork like I did with Morgan
Derek: that was so petty of u tbh
Hotch: don't start
Spencer: Ally, remember what I told you about annoying our boss?
Ally: to not do it?
Spencer: yes so please stop
Ally: fine i'll start bothering you
JJ: get a fucking room.
Elle: dang am I the only one who senses some tension?
Tara: fr fr JJ what is wrong with u today?
Ally: yeah did something happen?
Ally: hotch ur doing her, what crawled up her ass?
Ally: other than you
Ally: wow ok I ask a simple question and I get more paperwork, nice
Spencer: Allison.
Ally: :/
JJ: all of u can kiss my ass.
Hotch: JJ come to my office please.
Derek: no one wants to hear u two fuck.
Emily: ^
Garcia: omg I feel like I've missed so much
Garcia: what is going on?
Ally: JJ is probably on her period or something
Tara: lmaooo
Garcia: oh well to ease the tension I brought in cupcakes. they'll be in my lair if u want some
Derek: you're the love of my life baby girl thank u
Elle: hello?
Derek: sorry *the second
Emily: I'm not sure if that's much better?
Rossi: I made pasta
Ally: OMG OMW
Ally: FUCK ME
Spencer: honey are you ok?
Emily: ALLY TRIPPED I'M LAUGHING
Tara: that is so not funny
Spencer: Tara you literally have tears in your eyes from laughing
Rossi: kiddo are you ok?
Ally: if everyone can stop laughing at me I'd be better.
Ally: omg I saw Hotchner laughing at me through the window
Emily: where's JJ?
Hotch: I wasn't laughing at you, Walker, I was uh, laughing at Derek's existence.
Hotch: I sent JJ home. She's going through something right now and she needed a break.
Garcia: you'll be the first to have a cupcake, Ally :D
Ally: ur my bestie for the restie Penny thank u
Derek: hey now :(
Garcia: sorry chocolate thunder <333
Elle: so um, my work is done can I leave too?
Derek: no u cannot elle belle
Hotch: lol no but you can help Derek with his since he's still not done with the first report
Elle: maaan
Ally: derek ur slow frfr
Spencer: ^
Derek: I am being bullied.
Hotch: well be faster otherwise that wouldn't happen
Derek: I'll be fast for you ;)
Derek: wait shit fuck no please don't PLEASE
Emily: lol
Ally: u deserved it derek lol
Rossi: why is Derek getting more paperwork-
Rossi: oh nvm I just read chat
