name changed to bau
Ally: who keeps changing the gc name for like the 200th time, like stop pls
Derek: fr fr I'm gonna kick some ass
Hotch: Lol
Derek: BITCH????
Hotch: Watch your tone, Morgan
Ally: BITCH-
Hotch: Allison.
Ally: I STAND BY MY STATEMENT, QUIT CHANGING THE GC NAME IT'S FR TIRING
Elle: maybe he has a good reason
Elle: right hotchy boy?
Hotch: Yes I do.
Hotch: And please don't call me that
Derek: what is the "reason" now? The first time it was Strauss' bitch ass, now what?
Ally: IMA FR GO FIGHT HER IF SHE'S THE REASON AGAIN I'M SO TIRED OF HER CONTROLLING ALCHOLOLIC ASS I HATE HER SM LIKE LEAVE US ALONE AND GO BACK TO WOODS WHERE U BELONG
Derek: ...
Derek: lol "alchololic"
Ally: BLADY SHUT UP FR FR
Derek: girl u need help
Derek: and it's "baldy"
Hotch: Allison Walker, shut the fuck up, respectfully.
Elle: LOL
Tara: what did I miss?
Tara: oh the name changed again I'm going to go sleep bye
Emily: ^ same lol
Spencer: Ally calm down
Ally: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN I WILL FIGHT BITCHES DONT TEST ME
Elle: Hotch ur dating her, calm her down, go fuck her or something
Derek: yes but do it outside or something, I don't wanna hear it
Spencer: Or don't do it at all.
Ally: ALL OF U STFU CHANGE THE NAME BACK AND I WILL CALM DOWN
Hotch: Omg fine, but it's my career ig
name changed to wicked bitch of the west is gone!!!
Ally: thank u
Emily: lol hotch ur acting like strauss is joining the gc which she is not so it's not ur career, this gc is not her business
Hotch: Are you sure about that, Emily?
Spencer: Wait she's joining the gc?
Elle: oh
Rossi: About time.
Ally: ROSSI STFU
Rossi: ???
Ally: GO DO UR GF SO SHE CAN'T JOIN
Rossi: No!
Ally: ur no longer my fav italian
Emily: damn lol
*Strauss has joined the chat*
Ally: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Strauss: What on Earth?
Hotch: Ignore Allison, she's gone bananas
Strauss: I'm not talking about her, Aaron, why hasn't the groupchat name been changed? I thought I told you to use it professionally.
Ally: BITCH THIS GC ISN'T UR BUSINESS FUCK OFF
Derek: ...
Elle: ...
Emily: ...
Rossi: ...
Tara: ...
Spencer: ...
Garcia: ...
Hotch: ALLISON!!!
Derek: welp there goes her job lol
Strauss: Excuse me? Allison, come to my office. Now.
Ally: NO U MOLD-SMELLING BIATCH WHO REEKS OF ALCOHOLISM, U THINK UR IN CHARGE OF THIS GC? UR WRONG, IT'S FOR FUN SO MIND UR OWN BUSINESS U NOSY BITCH, WE DONT USE THIS GC PROFESSIONALLY AND WE NEVER WILL, GO MAKE UP WITH UR KIDS WHO PROBABLY HATE U BECAUSE U LOVE DRINKING MORE THAN U LOVE THEM. U SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
Elle: o.m.g.
Emily: oh
Derek: ...
Hotch: I am so fired.
Strauss: ...
Strauss: Take me out of this group chat please and let's act like this never happened.
*Hotch removed Strauss from the wicked bitch of the west is gone!!!*
Rossi: that was...a lot, Allison
Ally: I AM IN NO MOOD TO DEAL WITH HER STUPIDITY
Emily: but go off??
Garcia: I really thought the worst was going to happen but it didn't
Tara: my favorite part of that whole thing was the mold-smelling biatch I was already in tears and not from crying
Emily: me too I couldn't breathe LMAOOOO
Spencer: I was honestly so afraid Strauss was going to fire her. Ally, you need to work on your anger.
Ally: AND U NEED TO WORK ON HOW NOT TO CHEAT ON PEOPLE
Hotch: Alright, that is enough. Allison, my office. We're going to have a long discussion
Ally: I'll only go if it ends with me sucking ur dick
Derek: omg LMAO
Garcia: oh dear
Elle: HELP WHAT LOL
Tara: damn I wish I had her confidence
Emily: u literally do the-
Spencer: Do what
Tara: nothing :)
Ally: bitch swiped her phone faster than a train lol
Hotch: ALLISON MARIE WALKER
Ally: what r u going to do to me, sir? spank me? I've been a bad girl ;D
Derek: girl just go to his office lol
Hotch: I cannot. I just...I cannot with you rn
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LMAO this is probably my favorite chapter I've done
