name changed to derek is a hoe
Derek: STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING GC NAME AND STOP BULLYING ME
Elle: it fits u tho
Ally: ^
Derek: I can't move on? elle ur a literal adult (or so I thought) and u can't stand the thought of me doing that?
Derek: grow up, I'm glad we broke up
Spencer: can we not get into this drama right now?
Emily: my birthday was great, thanks for asking.
Tara: not a good time, babe
Hotch: alright, elle and derek, you two agreed to be friends, did you not?
Elle: yes but I thought he just needed a break from us and maybe we'd get back together eventually
Elle: i wasn't expecting him to move on so fast
Elle: it's like he never loved me at all
Garcia: what is this rumor going around that I slept with Derek?
Derek: it was probably elle she's butthurt the most about it
Hotch: Derek.
Elle: why tf would I spread that rumor around?
Tara: derek why r u being a dick
Ally: fr ur not setting a good vibe in this gc
Derek: well if elle wasn't so butthurt about it, i wouldn't be acting the way i am
Garcia: elle I promise you derek and I never slept together. we're best friends
Elle: ok i believe u penny
Hotch: listen I'm just going to voice out my opinions. You don't have to agree with me on any of this.
Hotch: 1, derek, you sleeping with someone right after breaking up is a dick move. If you knew the relationship was really over, then fine, I won't give you shit for that.
Hotch: 2, elle, if you still love Derek, then tell him that and make sure he knows you still want to be with him, even if you two are on a break.
Hotch: 3, I don't want any drama within the workplace or this group chat. That is why fraternalization rules were placed in the first place. Should we go back to that?
Hotch: 4, Ally and Spencer, work whatever you two are fighting about out. It's really depressing the rest of the team.
Hotch: same goes for elle and derek. If you wanna be friends, then be friends. If not, then just don't acknowledge each other unless it's at work and we're on a case.
Ally: nah u didn't have to come at me and spencer like that
Spencer: ^
Emily: LMAO
Hotch: oh and happy belated birthday emily.
Hotch: Tara, JJ, Garcia, Rossi, do any of you have any drama we need to discuss?
Garcia: no but I really wish someone could tell everyone in the bullpen that the rumor about Derek and I is false
Hotch: I will spread the word.
Rossi: I have no issues except for someone eating all the food I've been cooking.
Rossi: ELLE.
Elle: don't look at me.
Hotch: I'm pretty sure I saw Derek, Tara and Ally eat some at their desks
Tara: HEY
Derek: he makes good food stfu
Ally: leave us hungry people alone :/
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private message between ally and spencer
Spencer: Ally
Ally: why'd u make a separate gc
Spencer: because I need to tell you something
Ally: now u wanna talk to me? It's been two days. We've never fought for that long
Spencer: look I'm really sorry but I kinda slept with someone on the night I walked out after our fight
Ally: u what
Spencer: I feel really bad and when Hotch called us out on our problems, I figured maybe we should admit our wrongdoings and try to work things out
Ally: I don't have anything to admit
Ally: but thanks for letting me know I'm the only faithful one in this relationship
Spencer: Ally, I love you!! Sleeping with this person was a mistake. I want to fix us
Ally: ur saying person and not a specific gender. did u sleep with a guy??
Spencer: well um...yeah.
Ally: who was it
Spencer: you don't need to know that. All I care about is fixing things with you
Ally: no tell me who it is
Spencer: I'd rather not.
Ally: is it someone I know??
Spencer: that's not important.
Ally: omg. I think I know who it is.
Spencer: no you don't.
Ally: It's derek, isn't it? ur sleeping with derek.
Spencer: it was only one time
Ally: i can't believe u, why would u sleep with someone like him when he and elle just broke up
Spencer: it just happened!! I was upset about our fight, I was talking to derek who was going through something similar with elle and it just happened. It isn't going to happen again
Ally: I don't trust that is the case.
Spencer: allison please...
Ally: u cheated on me, and who knows, derek probably cheated on elle too
Ally: u so called men r pigs
Ally: if it isn't obvious, it's over between us
*Ally has left the chat*
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