BAU
Derek: so I did something.
Ally: u knocked someone up?
Ally: congrats <333
Derek: no I didn't
Derek: check ur desk lol
Ally: DEREK XAVIER MORGAN (a/n idk if that's his middle name in the show but it just fits for some reason)
Elle: omg so many pics of spencer
Spencer: huh?
Spencer: DEREK WHAT THE FUCK???
Derek: LMAOOO
Derek: I did it bc you two are into each other and I thought it'd be a cute surprise :)
JJ: just curious, what picture of spence was it?
Derek:
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Spencer: why do you hate me?
Ally: nah why do u hate ME?
Derek: u two love each other it's so obvious
Garcia: I made brownies!!
Garcia: oh dear
Elle: did you take that photo derek?
Derek: lol yeah
Derek: I saved it for moments like these
Rossi: That's a nice pic of Reid!
Spencer: NO IT'S NOT.
Spencer: HOTCH FIRE HIM
Derek: he won't :)
Hotch: I won't?
Derek: you won't.
Ally: just an fyi spencer and I don't love each other, not like that
Hotch: now I know THAT'S a lie.
Spencer: ??!
Ally: oh really? ok you wanna play that game, bossman, you got it.
Ally:
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(a/n pretend that's hotch lol)
Ally: explain THIS AND HOW LONG YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DOING THE DIRTY
Hotch: I-
JJ: why'd you bring me into this? and who took this photo?!
Ally: yall work with profilers dumbass
Emily: holy hell what did Tara and I miss?
Tara: HOTCH AND JJ?? yk what, I saw that shit coming tbh
Emily: same lol
Hotch: please don't say anything
Ally: HOW LONG?
Rossi: I am also curious
Garcia: I made popcorn too
Derek: thank you baby girl <3
Hotch: 3 months.
Spencer: what about Beth?
Hotch: oh uh I broke it off with her
Emily: but weren't yall cozying it up a week ago?
JJ: hotch and I took a small break from each other but he did end up ending things with Beth again once he and I got back together
Spencer: what happened to Will?
JJ: he is now gay
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idk where I'm taking this fanfic lol
