name changed to hotch is daddy dilf of the bau
Derek: ...
Derek: there's no lie in that tbh
JJ: ^ it's true
Rossi: who changed the name again?
Ally: I wish I was brave enough to do it
Ally: whoever did it has my respect
Emily: I like girls so I didn't do it lol
Tara: me too
Elle: derek did u do it
Derek: no? why would I do it when I have you
Ally: do you know what would be funny
Derek: if you fell on your face rn?
Derek: yeah that would be funny
Ally: stfu fruitcake
Ally: anyway what if hotch changed the name
Rossi: he hates the inappropriate gc names, why would he do it
Ally: it would be ironic
JJ: no it'd be ICONIC.
Ally: that too
Emily: wait where's spence at?
JJ: GASP WHAT IF HE CHANGED THE NAME?
Rossi: hear me out...what if it was Garcia??
Rossi: she can hack into things
Derek: ^ good point
Hotch: who the fuck changed the gc name again?
Rossi: told you
Derek: it was either Garcia or Spencer...most likely Garcia
Garcia: what'd I do??
Hotch: Garcia did you change the gc name?
Garcia: I just woke up, why would I do that?
Derek: ur the only one with hacking skills baby girl
Garcia: my own team doesn't believe me :(
Ally: I believe u penny
Ally: it was def spencer. ever since JJ posted that pic of hotch he's been drooling over it LMAO
JJ: WHAT? LOL
Derek: HELP LMAOOO
Hotch: someone go get Reid's gay ass.
Ally: I'M ROLLINGGGGG
Emily: dead. deceased. gone.
Tara: Ally you're dating him, doesn't it bother you? lol
Ally: nah ik spencer wouldn't act on it even if he's attracted to someone else
Derek: girl what
JJ: that's not...normal?
Hotch: get help walker.
Spencer: whoa whoa whoa I did NOT change the gc name
Spencer: fucking liars.
Spencer: Ally, what?
Ally: GOTTA GO BYE LOL
Emily: somebody here changed the name, one of u is lying.
Hotch: JJ was it you?
JJ: NO.
Emily: wait so does that mean you don't think ur man is a dilf?
Rossi: what is a dilf?
Elle: el mayo
Elle: I did it. :)
Derek: oh
Hotch: if it was JJ I wouldn't even be mad, but you, Elle? I'm shocked.
Elle: oh come on, everyone here knows you're a dilf. end of story.
Ally: it's true.
Spencer: Allison.
Ally: no!!! not my full name!! :(
Derek: what's her middle name? I wanna know.
Ally: not ur concern baldie
Spencer: i'm a dilf more than hotch is
Hotch: yeah right
Rossi: what is a dilf?!
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