name changed to hotch is daddy dilf of the bau


Derek: ...

Derek: there's no lie in that tbh

JJ: ^ it's true

Rossi: who changed the name again?

Ally: I wish I was brave enough to do it

Ally: whoever did it has my respect 

Emily: I like girls so I didn't do it lol 

Tara: me too

Elle: derek did u do it

Derek: no? why would I do it when I have you

Ally: do you know what would be funny

Derek: if you fell on your face rn?

Derek: yeah that would be funny

Ally: stfu fruitcake

Ally: anyway what if hotch changed the name 

Rossi: he hates the inappropriate gc names, why would he do it

Ally: it would be ironic

JJ: no it'd be ICONIC.

Ally: that too

Emily: wait where's spence at?

JJ: GASP WHAT IF HE CHANGED THE NAME?

Rossi: hear me out...what if it was Garcia??

Rossi: she can hack into things

Derek: ^ good point 

Hotch: who the fuck changed the gc name again?

Rossi: told you 

Derek: it was either Garcia or Spencer...most likely Garcia 

Garcia: what'd I do??

Hotch: Garcia did you change the gc name?

Garcia: I just woke up, why would I do that?

Derek: ur the only one with hacking skills baby girl

Garcia: my own team doesn't believe me :( 

Ally: I believe u penny 

Ally: it was def spencer. ever since JJ posted that pic of hotch he's been drooling over it LMAO

JJ: WHAT? LOL

Derek: HELP LMAOOO

Hotch: someone go get Reid's gay ass.

Ally: I'M ROLLINGGGGG

Emily: dead. deceased. gone. 

Tara: Ally you're dating him, doesn't it bother you? lol 

Ally: nah ik spencer wouldn't act on it even if he's attracted to someone else

Derek: girl what

JJ: that's not...normal?

Hotch: get help walker. 

Spencer: whoa whoa whoa I did NOT change the gc name

Spencer: fucking liars.

Spencer: Ally, what?

Ally: GOTTA GO BYE LOL

Emily: somebody here changed the name, one of u is lying.

Hotch: JJ was it you? 

JJ: NO.

Emily: wait so does that mean you don't think ur man is a dilf?

Rossi: what is a dilf?

Elle: el mayo 

Elle: I did it. :)

Derek: oh

Hotch: if it was JJ I wouldn't even be mad, but you, Elle? I'm shocked. 

Elle: oh come on, everyone here knows you're a dilf. end of story. 

Ally: it's true. 

Spencer: Allison.

Ally: no!!! not my full name!! :( 

Derek: what's her middle name? I wanna know. 

Ally: not ur concern baldie

Spencer: i'm a dilf more than hotch is

Hotch: yeah right 

Rossi: what is a dilf?!

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lol 

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