emily added ally, elle, spencer, and hotch to we the best bitches!!!
Emily: ITS TIME TO GO GET DRUNK BITCHES
Ally: YASSS
Elle: WOOOO!
Spencer: Oh here we go
Hotch: I guess I gotta be the dad and make sure you all behave
Elle: we'll behave, promise
Elle: damn it's so quiet in here without derek, penny, rossi and tara :( wonder what they're doing rn
Ally: I'm sure they're just fine, let's just focused on getting turnt
Spencer: I'm sorry, getting 'turnt"?
Ally: lol oh spencer ur so innocent it's so cute
Hotch: nobody is getting 'turnt' not on my watch.
Emily: omg hotch u have never been to a bachelorette party or bachelor party have u?
Ally: I'm sure he has, back in the dinosaur era lmao where all he and his people did was stand and talk like the elderly do today
Elle: LMAO ALLY NO
Emily: BAHAHAHAHA
Hotch: I'll have you know we drank responsibly, and also, we sat and didn't stand.
Hotch: Also this wasn't in the dinosaur era Allison.
Ally: ya ya lmao either let us get drunk or u can go to tara's party. I'm sure they're drinking responsibly.
Emily: I just asked my wife to be how her party's going and derek is so drunk rn it's fucking hilarious, she sent a video
Ally: LET ME SEE LOL
Ally: is he wearing a fucking suit to a CLUB? LMAOOOO HE HAS TO BE SO EMBARRASSED RN
Emily: lmao ya tara lied to him and told him it was formal night at the club, I'm so happy I'm marrying her we're so alike in personality
Hotch: Hmm
Ally: ??? do u have something to share with the class??
Hotch: No..
Spencer: so let's drink!
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Elle: derk atcualy thins i still lve him?? hes te one who still lves me!
Ally: hLP I'M DFCUNK
Spencer: oh lord they're completely wasted
Hotch: I'll get Ally, where's Emily?
Spencer: singing karaoke lol
Hotch: I need to record this
Ally: bossyman haiii
Hotch: drink water Ally please
Ally: neverrrr
Elle: he fking kiss me, he did
Spencer: wait what
Ally: derk kissed elley belleyyyy idk wen but shhhh dont tell spencey
Hotch: Oh no
Elle: he he he he he
Hotch: Alright let's call it a night, shall we?
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cleo fan club hours later
Derek: ow SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF U
Tara: nobody was talking u harlot
Derek: how much did I have to drink?
Rossi: you drank quite a lot, kid
Garcia: we had to pull you off Rossi, you were getting weird lmao
Ally: HELP DEREK WAS MAKING MOVES ON ROSSI? LMAOO
Emily: that's funny af I'm so sorry
Rossi: how was your guys' night?
Hotch: The girls got drunk and Reid and I stayed sober
Ally: we were wild af lmao
Emily: apparently I was singing karaoke??
Hotch: yes I have a video
Hotch: oh and apparently Derek kissed Elle according to Elle herself
Rossi: what? when?
Tara: no way, what??
Derek: wait she brought that up?
Ally: oh oh no oh no no no I forgot I knew about it
Derek: HOLD UP. elle told u all this last night?
Ally: she told me a few nights prior to the party
Ally: and apparently she brought it up again on the bachelorette gc
Derek: FUCK. Where's Spencer?
Emily: idk honestly. He might be sleeping still
Derek: he never came home last night, where is he?
Ally: idk
Ally: ima text him
Derek: tell him to call me please
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ally added spencer to ally+spencer friendship
Ally: SPENCER WHERE R U?? DEREK WANTS U TO CALL HIM PLS
Ally: Ima keep blowing this up til u answer me
Ally: if ur mad at me too, I'm sorry spencer. Elle said it didn't mean anything and Derek was confused about his feelings, just talk to him pls and reply if ur alive
Spencer: How long have you known about their kiss, Ally?
Ally: not long, maybe like 3 days but Elle made me swear not to say anything, and Derek wanted to tell u on his own terms
Spencer: When was that going to be? After Emily and Tara's wedding?
Ally: idk? but he wants to talk to u, please call him
Spencer: I don't even know what to say right now.
Ally: He loves u. I've never seen someone as dumb as Derek fall in love like this. I'm sure he's loved u since u two slept together and cheated on me
Spencer: Ally...
Ally: sorry but I'm going to bring it up. Derek's an idiot, and I spoke to him and gave him a lecture. Why he hadn't told u yet is a mystery to me so like I said, derek's an idiot. But he's an idiot who loves u and will do anything for u, just talk to him
Ally: like I'm sure u loved me, ur feelings stayed strong until u realized it wasn't. what if that was the case with him and elle? maybe they needed closure, or he needed closure? what if that was their final goodbye?
Spencer: you and I never had a final goodbye. You just left me like you had no intention of taking me back.
Ally: r u saying u want a final goodbye? cuz I can give it to u. But we need to tell derek
Spencer: like he told me he was going to kiss elle? please, we're not going to tell him
Ally: ok fair, but spence, u need to make sure ur not doing this to get him back for doing it to u
Spencer: well, I'm not. I'm at the bau rn I stayed here, come over here
Ally: how did u get past security??
Spencer: I didn't need to, they know I work here lmao
Ally: it's that easy to get in there during non hours?
Spencer: just tell them you're here to catch up on paperwork
Ally: omg I feel like a criminal ready on a mission
Spencer: lol just get over here
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cleo fan club
Emily: what's taking ally so long to reply?
Derek: her phone keeps going to voicemail
Hotch: I keep getting the same thing
Garcia: oh she just texted me
Garcia: she wanted me to let you all know that she is sorry for not replying, but she is doing something rn and to not worry about her
Tara: doing something or someone?
Emily: ooh she did meet a cute guy last night at the club
Hotch: she did?
Emily: ya they exchanged numbers, she was so excited lmao she must be getting dick
Derek: she's supposed to be getting Spencer to talk to me
Emily: lmao hotch why do u look so mad
Hotch: I'm not, this is just my face
Tara: no that's ur jealous face
Hotch: I do not have a 'jealous' face.
Tara:
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Tara: when another agent was flirting with ally that one day lmao
Hotch: can you guys stop taking pictures of me
Tara: no lol
--- ally+spencer friendship
Ally: omg we shouldn't have done that, why did we do that
Spencer: Ally, it was for closure, remember?
Ally: it was only supposed to be a kiss, not a full on make out session, wtf I was afraid we were going to have sex
Spencer: even if it did lead to that, why is that a bad thing?
Ally: HELLO??? BECAUSE UR WITH DEREK
Spencer: Maybe I can leave him and be with you. The kiss obviously meant something on both sides
Ally: It really didn't. Spence let's not speak of this again, ok? It was only for closure. Now call Derek and make up with him and tell him u believe that there's nothing going on w him and elle which there is not
Spencer: Ally, I know you. You're scared to fall for me again, which is ok but I know this time I'll treat you right. Just give me a chance.
Ally: I fell for u once, and then u cheated on me w derek. the love I have for u is long gone. I haven't told anyone this but I still have feelings for hotch
Spencer: You deserve better than Hotch, the man doesn't even love you! He even told you that.
Ally: spencer stop it. I don't love u, not in that way. just please go back to derek.
Spencer: Ally...
Ally left ally+spencer friendship
cleo fan club
Hotch: she finally answers her phone
Derek: IS SPENCER W HER??
Hotch: she said she was with Spencer, she tried to convince him to call you back.
Derek: he hasn't yet...
Derek: but it's been a while tho, it took her that long to talk to him?
Garcia: what if they were doing the dirty lol
Emily: Penny don't say that
Derek: Ally wouldn't do that to me
Derek: Right?
Garcia: I was kidding love, of course she wouldn't.
Hotch: She wants to meet me somewhere, but she told me to tell you to expect a call from Spencer soon, Derek
Derek: ok ok phew maybe he's going to forgive me
Elle: hey what's happening
Elle: oh
Derek: u stupid bitch, u told the other gc about our stupid meaningless kiss the other day!!
Rossi: Hey let's not start name calling now.
Elle: IT SLIPPED OUT I'M SORRY
Elle: and it was stupid of me to tell Ally
Derek: U THINK??
Derek: now spencer probably hates me but I was told to expect a call from him soon which is either good or bad news but if he breaks up with me elle i'm taking u down with me
Elle: take me down how? lmao
Derek: I will spread word to ur gf I know where she works
Elle: we're already broken up, she left me for her ex
Tara: this sounds familiar.
Derek: wtf I would never take elle back no way
Derek: u probably deserved it tho
Elle: fuck u derek idk what I did to make u hate me but ur an asshole!
*elle left cleo fan club*
Garcia: Derek you need to stop being pissed at Elle all the time, what is going on with you and her?
Rossi: He still loves her, he just won't admit it
Derek: ROSSI UR GROSS I'M IN LOVE WITH SPENCER
Emily: have u heard from him yet?
Derek: no :(
Hotch: Guys Ally just told me something, but Derek you need to remain calm when I tell you this
Derek: what is it
Hotch: Ally just told me she was with Spencer but they, uh, made out for "closure", but truth be told, it sounds like Spencer just wanted to hurt you back
Derek: ...what
Derek: oh he's calling me now
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idk why I added so much drama to this gc but I can't stop lol
