name changed to bau
Derek: everybody see that shit?
Ally: WHO CHANGED THE NAME I WANT ANSWERS
Ally: ALLY'S ANGELS WAS A PERF NAME
Spencer: It really wasn't
Elle: ^
Derek: baby girl was it you?
Garcia: no
JJ: I prefer it not be named after ally anyway so idc about the name change
Ally: BITCH
Emily: I bet yall it was Hotch LMAO
JJ: It was
Tara: but why just bau? why not something cool?
Hotch: because this groupchat needs to remain professional
Rossi: this chat is anything but professional, Aaron
Ally: FR^
Spencer: I honestly prefer it to just be bau
Elle: no one cares, Reid <3
Hotch: all of you need to remain professional as well
Emily: ...yeah that's not going to happen
Ally: ^
Hotch: It has to. I'm being serious, Prentiss
Derek: who's on your ass this time, Hotch? Is it Strauss?
Spencer: It wouldn't even surprise me
Ally: if that grumpy, alcoholic bitch has a problem, she'll need to go through ME.
Garcia: Rossi, you're doing her, can't you do something? Maybe her some more so that she can cool down?
Emily: PENNY LMAO
Derek: LOL BABY GIRL YOU'RE TOO FUNNY
Rossi: I am not 'doing her'.
Rossi: and I don't have any power over her since she is also my boss
Hotch: Ok fine, Strauss thinks your behavior is anything but professional, I'm just trying to prove that she has nothing to worry about
JJ: our behavior is none of her concern, sorry sweetie
Hotch: Jennifer...
Elle: lol not the full name
JJ: Aaron.
Derek: nah where are they going?
Ally: probably to fuck lol
Spencer: he's a hypocrite.
Derek: ^
Spencer: damn it, I can kind of hear them now
Rossi: AARON.
Garcia: I'm going back to my lair, goodbye.
Ally: ima join u
Spencer: me too.
a few moments later
JJ: ahem sorry guys, where were we?
Ally: not fucking our significant other unlike u lol
Derek: fr u guys are loud as hell
Hotch: and you're bald. end of discussion.
Elle: u right u right
Ally: when boss actually has a sense of humor-
JJ: ^ it's what I love about him <3
Garcia: don't tell me u guys are about to do the dirty again
Ally: PENNY DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
Hotch: We're not?
Hotch: Guys Strauss is on her way to the bullpen, phones away
Derek: nah i'll tell her to mind her damn business
Tara: she looks like she smells of failure
Rossi: that is not nice.
Emily: you're right, it's hilarious
Ally: LMAOOOOO
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ngl I really am running out of ideas for this book
