the wicked bitch of the west is gone!!!


Ally: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Emily: what is it ally?

Elle: fr what's wrong?

Elle: I hope nothing happened to cleo 

Emily: omg I forgot she has a cat

Ally: Cleo is alive and well ok but that's not what I'm freaking out about 

Tara: it's too early for this shit guys go to sleep

Emily: babe it's 10 AM and we're at work 

Tara: so??

Elle: what are u freaking out about ally?

Ally: I JUST SAW DEREK AND SPENCER MAKING OUT 

Tara: no fucking way really??

Elle: r u fr?

Emily: huuuuuh??

Rossi: wow I didn't know they were together

Ally: idk if it's official but they were definitely liplocking

Tara: wait I thought spencer was still in love with u

Emily: what if derek forced him to kiss him

Ally: that is definitely something baldy would do

Hotch: I saw it on the cameras. Spencer made the first move.

Ally: WAIT SERIOUSLY??

Emily: r u jealous ally wally?

Ally: why tf would I be jealous when I have this beautiful man 

Ally: 


Garcia: oh my a lot is happeningGarcia: DEREK AND REID?? OMGRossi: I didn't know Spencer rolled that way!Derek: what is going onDerek: ohDerek: ya we kissed lol Emily: congrats u lil fruits Ally: fr fr it's about time, I knew he liked u Derek: he ...

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Garcia: oh my a lot is happening

Garcia: DEREK AND REID?? OMG

Rossi: I didn't know Spencer rolled that way!

Derek: what is going on

Derek: oh

Derek: ya we kissed lol 

Emily: congrats u lil fruits 

Ally: fr fr it's about time, I knew he liked u 

Derek: he kept insisting that he didn't and I told him to prove it so he kissed me and he kind of ran away from me after that lmao

Elle: oh he def likes u 

Derek: def 

Spencer: guys leave me alone :(

Tara: if u wanted a lil something from baldy here, we wouldn't have judged u 

Spencer: whoa whoa whoa let's stop it right there

Ally: spencer quit lying to urself, u know u like derek, u always have, probably since u cheated on me with him 

Spencer: Ally, that's not true. I love YOU

Ally: I love Aaron 

Hotch: Reid, it's okay. You can tell us. We're not here to judge. 

Rossi: ^ 

Derek: especially me :) 

Tara: stfu derek let him tell us

Spencer: I don't want to. I still feel like I'm betraying Ally 

Ally: ur not, spence. We've been good for a while. If u want derek, then go get him. It's obvious he likes u too. 

Derek: cmere pretty boy ;)

Spencer: let's not get creepy now. 

Emily: lol 

Ally: aww they kissed again, they're so cute

Elle: fr fr 

Garcia: <3 I'm so happy for my chocolate thunder and lil nerdy boy <3 

Derek: thanks baby girl <3 u will always hold a special place in my heart, I won't forget u 

Rossi: Alright that settles it, Italian night at my place. Tonight at 6. Don't be late.

Ally: OMG YAYAYAYAY ITALIAN FOOD WOOOOHOOO

Emily: ^^ see u there queens and kings <3 

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Ally: rossi's food hits diff fr fr so good

Rossi: glad you like it!

Derek: u need ur own restaurant rossi 

Rossi: you think so?

Emily: ya whoever thinks otherwise is a karen 

Tara: lol

Elle: oh how is wedding planning coming along tara and em?

Emily: oh we just started planning it, we're not rushing to get married 

Ally: u guys have been engaged for months and ur just now planning? lol 

Tara: don't judge us or u won't be the flower girl 

Ally: wait u guys were going to make me a flower girl??

Emily: ya cause we knew it was ur dream lol

Ally: I'll behave sorry 

Derek: so who's in the wedding party?

Emily: ok so ally is the flower girl, elle and penny r bridesmaids for tara and we were going to ask spencer and derek to be the groomsmen for me, rossi can walk me down the aisle while Hotch walks Tara. Jack is going to be the ringbearer 

Ally: omg that is perfect!! 

Tara: spencer is going to walk with elle down the aisle and derek will walk with penny down the aisle as the brides party 

Hotch: That's very thoughtful, girls. I'm honored.

Rossi: me too! 

Ally: nobody better judge a 30 year old girl as the flower girl or ima fight 

Emily: ally sweetie...no. 

Hotch: I will make sure she doesn't hit anybody

Ally: lol I'm literally going to be the first to walk down the aisle, u won't be able to stop me ;))

Hotch: Allison if you cause any fights, not only would you ruin the wedding, but you'll also face problems with me. Is that understood?

Ally: we'll see. 

Hotch: ALLISON!

Ally: good grief I'm joking. u literally have no sense of humor, did haley fuck u up that badly?

Derek: oh no

Elle: I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry or just stand here awkwardly 

Spencer: ^

Hotch: Talk to me when you grow the fuck up, Ally. I can't do this right now. 

*Hotch left the chat* 

Spencer: no offense ally, but you know you're in the wrong for that, right?

Ally: ya ya I know I'll go talk to him if he'll let me. I just wish he wasn't the way he was. It's like we don't have anything in common at all. 

Emily: then why are u with him?

Ally: I love him?? that's why. 

Derek: do u tho?

Ally: what tf do u mean

Derek: u guys only started dating because jj drove him to it. did she not? 

Ally: r u saying I took advantage of the situation?? bc I didn't 

Derek: no I mean it's fine if u realized ur feelings for him along the way, but ask urself ally, is his feelings for u genuine? does he want u as bad as u want him? don't u remember when he first asked u out over gc? did it seem like he was trying to hurt jj back?

Rossi: why is there drama unfolding AGAIN? 

Ally: r u saying he doesn't love me back?

Derek: earlier in the gc when u said u loved him while explaining to spencer about him having feelings for me, did hotch say it back?

Ally: no...

Spencer: Derek for fuck's sake, what are you trying to do? Break them up? 

Tara: fr this drama is tiring af 

Derek: That's not my intention. But u guys know I have a point. 

Emily: derek isn't completely wrong ally. talk to hotch and straighten this all out with him pls 

Ally: I don't want to lose him guys :(

Garcia: just talk to him lovely, maybe derek is wrong?

Derek: I hope I am. 

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Ally added Hotch to ally+hotch gc 

Ally: Hotch can we talk? ur not answering ur door. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up haley

Ally: look I am who I am and that's not going to change but I promise if anything I say bothers u I will stop immediately

Ally: I do have a question to ask tho. can u reply ?

Ally: do u even want me anymore? is jj the only reason why we're even together? is this u forcing urself to be happy with me? actually the real question I have is, do u even want me at all? if not, now's the time to say something. 

Ally: please hotch reply back, I said i'm sorry

Hotch: Ally, I know you're young, and I'm not trying to change you. That is not my intention. I'd never do that. 

Hotch: Haley may have messed me up a bit, yes, but me being this "strict" guy isn't going to change either. I try to smile, I try to have a sense of humor, but all anyone ever does is hurt me. Haley divorcing me, JJ cheating on me with Will, telling me her baby isn't mine, then it is, and honestly, I'm sick of doing this, and to answer one of your questions, yes, the only reason why we're together is because of JJ, I wanted to hurt her back. 

Hotch: But then I saw how much you were open to being with me, and when you kissed me that day outside the bullpen, something felt right, like you were what I needed all along. Then I forget you have this personality you can't seem to shake, and it honestly turns me off. I don't know. I like you, Ally, but I don't know if I see this going anywhere anytime soon. I just need a little less childish and more maturity. I'm sorry if this hurts your feelings. 

Hotch: I feel bad because earlier I noticed you said you love me when Reid tried to convince everyone he loves you and only you, and I kept asking myself if I love you too, and truth be told, I don't. Not in that way. 

Hotch: You're a great girl, Ally, and you deserve everything life has to offer. I hope you find someone who you can experience that with. I hope this doesn't change our work relationship because I don't want to lose that. 

Ally: so ur breaking up with me then?

Hotch: I...I am. I'm sorry. 

Ally: Ok. Our work relationship isn't going to change, but I was hoping u would care more about our friendship, but...I suppose we never had that in the first place. It was all just...professional. 

Hotch: We were always friends, Ally. We always spoke outside of work whenever the team got together. 

Ally: ya talking about things u never seemed to care about. u would either nod ur head or find an excuse not to carry on the conversation 

Ally: If I knew me being annoying was going to be an issue, I wouldn't have accepted ur "date" to begin with. 

Hotch: You're not annoying, Ally. I don't want you to change who you are. 

Ally: lol ok. ur always yelling at me to stop, whether in the gc or not. u think I'm annoying, u just don't want to say it out loud 

Hotch: now you're making assumptions. 

Ally: it's not an assumption if it's true. 

Ally: look I don't want to argue about this. ig we're done then. 

*ally left ally+hotch gc*

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this chapter started so well then it went down in flames. oof. I hated writing the drama for this especially since I'm a Hotch stan. But they may or may not get back together in the future. ;)

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