name changed to wicked bitch of the west is gone!!!
Tara: nah that is foul, u r foul for that ally lol
Ally: I'm really not tho
Derek: ^
Emily: sorry ally but I miss jj :(
Ally: idc lol she caused me so much stress
Spencer: well now that JJ is off the team, maybe things will be a little quieter from now on
Ally: we r getting peace at last!!!
Hotch: we've got a case, meet in the conference room in 5
Derek: maybe jj is the unsub
Ally: now THAT is foul LMAOOO
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Elle: so is this unsub dumb or what
Elle: like u realize we see u in public right dumbass
Elle: maaan this is way too easy
Ally: what if it's a trap, what if that's not the unsub
Spencer: Ally, we have multiple witnesses
Spencer: That's the unsub
Ally: oh lol
Hotch: Off your phones please.
Ally: sir yes sir!!
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Tara: how long did it take for us to catch this unsub
Emily: only a few hours, the local police could have handled this shit omg
Hotch: Well, the unsub killed 3 women
Hotch: But yeah with his MO, they definitely could have handled it themselves
Ally: fr fr like get a more challenging case pls
Garcia: the fact that you guys never called me hurts :(
Derek: baby girl there was literally no reason to, we caught the unsub without having to use u to track him down
Garcia: still :(
Derek: love u tho
Elle: so paperwork isn't gonna take long then so how about drinks after work, my treat
Derek: ???
Derek: r u asking me out elle bc we broke up remember
Elle: fucking moron I was talking about the whole team not just u
Elle: i'm over u I thought we've been over this
Ally: I'd love drinks elle thank u
Emily: ngl elle and derek should get back together
Elle: no <333
Derek: no <333
Ally: yall jinxed each other, that's so cute
Elle: stfu fr fr
Derek: ^
Spencer: I could go for drinks
Hotch: I've got a huge amount of paperwork I need to do so I gotta pass on that invite but thanks Elle
Ally: ??? can't that wait
Hotch: No because Strauss wants me to get it done tonight. I might not be able to leave until 11 tonight.
Ally: so I'm going to be home alone tonight then :(
Tara: I lowkey forgot u guys were dating lol
Spencer: honestly me too
Emily: no scratch that, derek and spence should get together
Elle: HELP?? LOL
Spencer: No.
Derek: y not
Spencer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT??
Spencer: YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ALLY AND I BROKE UP
Ally: sorry but I gotta agree with emily
Spencer: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
Tara: Spencer don't tell me you're still in love with Ally.
Ally: fr fr I'm dating our boss
Spencer: so what if I am
Elle: oh-
Derek: ally is over u she said it a bunch of times now come over here and give me some love
Emily: lowkey predator behavior
Tara: ^
Spencer: ugh fine
Ally: :O
Garcia: ^
Derek: wait fr fr?
Spencer: no lol
Spencer: #sike
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let's be honest, I am team moreid, who else?? lol
