name changed to bau
Hotch: let's leave it this name, please.
Ally: booo u whore
Hotch: how am I a whore?
Derek: I agree with Hotch, no more changing the gc name please
Hotch: also I made it so that nobody has access to changing the name or anything else that might piss someone off
Emily: :( ur no fun
Ally: ur a whore bc u just are
Spencer: ally why did you block me from the other gc?
Emily: what other gc?
Ally: because ur a whore just like all the other men in the world
Derek: uh except for me right??
Hotch: and me I hope.
Derek: and why did u block pretty boy?
Ally: he cheated on me with u u dumb fuck.
Tara: WHAT
Garcia: :O choco thunder please say it's not so
Hotch: I'm with Tara tbh I'm shocked
Derek: wait I can explain
Elle: U SLEPT WITH SPENCER?!
Ally: there's nothing to explain, ur a fucking hoe. Elle was right about u
Spencer: Ally please let us explain
Hotch: alright starting immediately I'm putting the fraternalization rules back into place.
JJ: UM HELLO??
Rossi: doesn't affect me in any way, shape or form.
Ally: shut the hell up you dinosaur
JJ: AARON SAY SIKE RN
Hotch: I'm sorry JJ
Tara: wait emily and I can't break up, we moved in together!!
Emily: hotchner if u dare to put those rules back, u will regret it
Hotch: is that a threat?
Emily: BITCH IT'S A PROMISE
Spencer: alright enough everyone. Ally, I'm really sorry I went behind your back and slept with Derek. If you don't want me back, that's fine, I'll accept it. You don't have to forgive me either. Take as much time as you need to. Derek, what you and I did was just a one time thing and it didn't mean anything. I'm in love with Ally still, and she'll always have a place in my heart. Can we still be friends?
Spencer: Elle idk if you hate me or not, but if you do, then I'm sorry. Derek and I slept together after you guys broke up but I still feel guilty about it
Elle: why derek spence??? was ally not enough for u?
Spencer: not that this excuses my actions, but I needed someone to vent to, and derek was there. One thing led to another and we slept together.
Ally: instead of venting to someone, u could have still came to me even tho we were arguing
Ally: i might be a bitch sometimes but i'm not a terrible person
Spencer: I never said you were. Ally you're my favorite person besides my mom.
Derek: ally I'm sorry too ok? like spencer says, it was just a one time meaningless fling
Ally: idk if I'm going to forgive either one of u any time soon
Spencer: if you need time, then take it. I'll be here when you want to talk.
Elle: so does my feelings about all this not count?
Derek: not really. u and i were broken up so
Ally: of course ur feelings count, elle belle. don't listen to derek, he's an asshole.
Tara: was this...almost a normal conversation?
JJ: hotch do u really want to put those rules back in place?
Hotch: well if the team isn't going to get along because of their drama then yes.
JJ: well what if I told u i'm pregnant
Hotch: ....
Garcia: OMG JJ WHAT
Emily: wait hold up-
Ally: omg JJ r u fr fr??
Derek: no way !!!
Spencer: JJ is this true?
Rossi: who's the father?
Tara: ROSSI U OLD FART PAY ATTENTION MORE G
Hotch: JJ are you being for real?
JJ: I said what if I told u. It wasn't a confirmation guys
Garcia: oh
Ally: jj ily but that made me sad. I wanted lil baby jjs running around this place
JJ: lol jk I really am pregnant
Spencer: I am so confused
Rossi: Aaron you ok?
Derek: hotchy boy, u good?
Tara: lol he looks like he's going to faint
Tara: and he did
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sorry for all the drama, it's going to calm down soon
