name changed to ally's angels
Ally: you're not my bitches anymore, you're my angels :)
Spencer: oh-
Spencer: Can I get you anything babe?
Spencer: Am I allowed to ask?
Spencer: Please don't yell at me.
Ally: I wouldn't yell at u pretty boy :) muah
Emily: I'm confused?
JJ: ^
Hotch: Me too?
Spencer: Ally is pissed. Like really pissed.
Elle: oh
Emily: how do u know?
Rossi: Was my pasta off last night?
Ally: no no it was perf <33
Spencer: have you guys ever seen Ally so polite or nice even?
Spencer: you'll know she's pissed when she's being nice.
JJ: i'm gonna go on a limb here and blame derek since he's being quiet.
Emily: so is Tara.
Tara: I'm right here, tf?
Tara: I didn't do anything, that I know of.
Ally: u didn't :)
Hotch: Derek Morgan, what did you do?
Garcia: yeah derek's hiding in my lair.
Ally: Thank you!
Emily: Penny why'd u say that, she might murder him LMAO
Hotch: Already omw to her office.
Spencer: I wonder what he did.
Derek: shivering in my boots rn
Ally: GET OUT OF THERE YOU BALD-HEADED EAGLE!!
Hotch: ...
Tara: What was that loud crash?
Elle: ALLY BABE CALM DOWN
Elle: DON'T KILL MY BF
Ally: Pick a new boyfriend Elle honestly
Elle: No!!
Spencer: Ally what did Derek do?
Garcia: :( please we need him
Ally: HE ATE THE BROWNIES GARCIA MADE ME
Hotch: YOU THREW A VASE AT GARCIA'S OFFICE DOOR ALL BECAUSE HE ATE YOUR FUCKING BROWNIES?!
JJ: Ally, honey...
Ally: I DO NOT SHARE MY FUCKING FOOD OR SNACKS, ALL OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW
Derek: u need therapy fr fr
Ally: and you need to grow some hair on that shiny, bald head of urs
Spencer: remind me to never eat any of Ally's food.
Ally: fr fr I'll beat u and make it look like an accident
Rossi: Strauss wants to know why there is a broken vase in front of Garcia's office door.
Ally: tell her it's none of her business.
