DELTAREI: A Deltarune AU. [16+] (NOW COMPLETED)

Chapter 159: Teh Bullsnek Lol

-FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29TH, 2023-
I stepped out of our apartment complex building, ready to head to school. As I made my way down the porch steps, I was stopped in my tracks by a terrifying sight - a bullsnake curled up on the sidewalk just a few feet ahead. As I shrieked in fear, Dave and John both looked shocked at the snake coiled up in front of us.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Risk asked, sounding stressed as always.
"Nothing," Dave quickly replied, not wanting to worry him further.

John- "How are we going to get this dangerous snake to move?"

Dave said something completely nonsensical and stupid, suggesting we ask the snake to move nicely.
John looked at Dave like he was crazy and said, "That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard."
But despite his doubts, Dave thought we should at least give it a try. "It can't hurt to ask," he reasoned.
John stepped forward and cautiously approached the snake, trying to speak to it. "Excuse me, Mr. Bullsnake, can you please-"
Before he could finish, the snake lunged at his leg, causing him to jump back in fear. Then, after this, Susie came walking along up the road to our block with a bb gun shotgun in her right hand, loaded and ready to shoot, and a laser pointer in the left.
We all stood in shocked silence as we watched Susie approach with her bb gun shotgun. She aimed the laser pointer effortlessly, silently placing it on the bullsnake's head. Within seconds, the snake lay motionless on the ground, shot dead by the powerful pellet. Dave and John both stepped back, dumbfounded by the sudden display of violence. But I, on the other hand, was still in shock from witnessing the entire event unfold.

Dave- "SUSIE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

Susie- "What, I was just dealing with the problem."

Then, she spit on the ground, walking back down the road like a cowboy sheriff who just killed the town bandit. Then after that, we all walked and went, exiting, but boy, that was an interesting way to start the day.

[Quick Update: I just fixed the minor spelling mistake at the end and corrected the date, sorry for the mistake everyone.
-DE]