"Do you even know where we're going?" Tangerina questioned as she raised an eyebrow.
"Pfffft," Lucy replied. "I know this place like the back of my hand!"
Tangerina lifted Lucy's hand to observe, "More like a stud than a hand, I would say. You have such a baby's hand, you'll only be able to hold your will to live!"
Lucy pulled her arm out of Tangerina's grasps, "Would you quit it? You're getting your bee's pee gooey substance on my coat!"
"IT'S CALLED HONEY." Tangerina argued. "You don't just have baby hands but a baby brain at that.."
Lucy howled of laughter as she looked ahead at the dirty path they were following. The area consisted of different variations of trees that came in many sizes, the biodiversity was insane in the area. You were able to see pixies fly all over the place as they held objects that came to use for them, fluffy rabbits running along the fields, and maybe even find some gnomes stealing money ever now and then.
Huh, maybe that's why Lucy's pockets felt less heavy.
"Just use the map that Emerelda gave us." Tangerina broke the silence. "It's quite obvious you don't know where we're going."
"What makes you say that?" Lucy says, looking back at her. "Oh Tangerina, always thinking the worst in me!"
"Maybe because you're about to bump into a tree." Tangerina pointed out.
Just as she was told, Lucy bumped into a tree before she could turn around in time and stumbled to the ground.
Tangerina kneeled down, "Awww, is the baby going to have a tantrum? Too bad the only milk is over in—um," She tried to think of an insult. "Milk-ville?"
"OH, I'LL SHOW YOU A TANTRUM." Lucy rummaged through her bag and threw some things at her.
Tangerina got slammed by a bunch of papers that flew all over the place as she picked one up, "Divorce contacts..?"
Lucy crossed her arms before turning the other way, "Yeah, just sign your name right there."
"We were NEVER married, Lucy." Tangerina told her. "Nor were we ever in some type of relationship!"
"Then, explain this!" Lucy turned around to show the ring on her finger.
"That's a ring pop." Tangerina claimed. "That you ATE."
"Heh," Lucy flipped her hair in a luscious way. "Oh, I ate alright."
Tangerina grumbled something under her breath and walked right past Lucy, pushing her out the way.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, TANGERINA?" Lucy called out. "DON'T LET SOCIETY SEPARATE OUR LOVE! We're like Romeo and Juliet except more women power!"
Tangerina stopped and turned around, "You just gave me our divorce paper—I MEAN, WE WERE NEVER MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Look, Emerelda and Brystal gave us a task to find the Flower of Luck together. But, if you keep acting like some werewolf in need of some hot chick, then I'll look for it myself."
Lucy caught up with Tangerina, "No Tangy, we need to look for our love and get marriage therapy—"
"Do you even know why we're looking for this flower?" Tangerina crossed her arms.
"To gamble? I could use a couple of bucks..." Lucy shrugged.
Tangerina groaned and kept walking forward, "I can't with you."
Lucy kept chasing after her as she pleaded, "Wait Tangerina! I'll behave, just let me spend some time with you!"
Tangerina huffed, "I don't understand why Brystal paired you and me together. She should know by now that we're not the best partnership."
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Adventures with the Fairy Council
FantasyCharacters are made by Chris Colfer, they are not mine :) Ever since the Fairy Council met up. They have never left each other's side. They have had their fun, silly, and even sad times together. They didn't expect to have way more adventures ahead...