While I work on the new chapter (a new era...) have some happy stuff before delving into mc's trauma‼️‼️😽😽
ft characters that will be seen soon🎊
✋suggestive humor used
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Kate: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Hoodie: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Kate: What about it? They are.
Hoodie: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Hoodie: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Kate: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Tim: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Jeff: I like the yellow ones.
Kate and Hoodie: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Toby: Pros and cons of dating me.
Toby: Pros. I'll worship you.
Toby: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
mc: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Tim: Oh my god?!
mc: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
mc: aren't you lactose intolerant?
HABIT: this isn't lactose, it's milk.
mc:
Skully: you're a fucking idiot.
Kagekao, on the phone: So no head?
Kagekao: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
Jeff: What is wrong with you?
Liu: Many, many things...
Liu: And most of them are your fucking fault.
Grinny: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Smile: It's 3 am, please go back to sleep.
Operator: Yeah, I'm a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess?
Dark Link: Legend says that when you can't sleep, it means you're awake in someone else's dreams.
Dark Link: When I find out who you are, I'm going to punch you in the face.
Liu, trying to flirt with mc: I think both of our families suck.
Kagekao: Working sucks.
Kagekao: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.
Sally, reading her "school" assignment out loud: I love the manor library because...
Sally, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
Jeff, talking about mc: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO?????
Cody: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth...
Skully, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Tim, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Luca, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, sibling.
mc, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Toby: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Dr. Smiley: *watching shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Ann, pouring alcohol into her coffee: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
*Kagekao comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in mc's bedroom.*
mc: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Kagekao: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Kagekao: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
mc: ...
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