When Dreams Collide: The Story of Y/N and Elizabeth Olsen

More Funny Family Moment Fails with Y/N, Elizabeth, and Their 3 Kids

More Funny Family Moment Fails with Y/N, Elizabeth, and Their 3 Kids

1. The Grocery Store Meltdown

Y/N and Elizabeth decided to take the whole family to the grocery store. How hard could it be? They had a list, a plan, and three kids who seemed well-behaved when they left the house.

As soon as they hit the cereal aisle, things started going downhill. River, being the oldest, spotted the sugary cereals immediately. "Can we get this one? Pleeeease?" he begged, waving a neon-colored box in front of Elizabeth.

Before she could answer, Sage ran ahead, grabbed her own cereal, and shouted, "No! I want this one!" She tried to dump it into the cart, missing completely and sending the box skidding across the floor.

Meanwhile, Kai, sitting in the shopping cart, decided this was the perfect time to start throwing things. "Apple!" he shouted, tossing an apple straight at a display of soup cans, knocking one of them off with a loud clang.

Y/N dashed to pick up the fallen cereal and soup can, laughing but also mildly panicked. "Can we go five minutes without chaos?"

Elizabeth, trying to contain her laughter, put the sugary cereal back on the shelf. "Nope, but we’re doing our best."

As they finally made it to checkout, River asked, "Can we at least get a candy bar?"

Y/N sighed dramatically, handing him a candy bar. "Fine. But if we’re ever doing this again, we’re going online."

2. The Backyard Camping Fiasco

Y/N and Elizabeth thought it would be a fun idea to camp out in the backyard with the kids. They set up the tent, laid out sleeping bags, and even made s’mores over the fire pit. The kids were super excited—until bedtime rolled around.

"I need to pee!" Sage announced just as they were all settling into the tent.

Y/N groaned. "We just got in here, Sage."

"I really, really need to!" Sage insisted, already squirming.

Elizabeth sighed, trying to unzip the tent in the dark. "Okay, let’s go."

As soon as Sage and Elizabeth left, River started poking at Kai, who had managed to get tangled in his sleeping bag. "Kai, stop moving so much!"

"I’m stuck!" Kai shouted, thrashing around, somehow managing to kick Y/N in the process.

Y/N winced, rubbing her side. "Ow! Okay, everybody out! Tent break!"

By the time Elizabeth and Sage returned, Y/N and River were sitting outside the tent, trying to free Kai from his sleeping bag like it was a wrestling match. Elizabeth laughed so hard she nearly fell over. "This was supposed to be relaxing, right?"

Y/N nodded, defeated. "Clearly, we’re not a camping family."

3. The Attempt at a Family Game Night

One Friday evening, Y/N and Elizabeth decided to have a nice, quiet family game night with the kids. They picked Monopoly, thinking it would be a fun way to teach the kids about money and strategy.

Big mistake.

Halfway through the game, River had bought up half the board and was demanding rent from everyone, laughing maniacally like a tiny real estate tycoon. Sage, on the other hand, was in complete meltdown mode because she kept landing on River’s properties and losing money. "It’s not fair!" she screamed, flinging her Monopoly money in the air.

Kai, who didn’t fully understand the game, decided it was more fun to eat the fake money and use the dice as a drum. "I win!" he declared proudly, even though he wasn’t actually playing.

Elizabeth shot Y/N a look, trying not to laugh. "Is this what you had in mind for 'family bonding'?"

Y/N, dodging the flying Monopoly pieces from Sage’s tantrum, shrugged. "I was hoping for less drama, more fun, but clearly this game’s not for us."

Elizabeth chuckled and leaned in to whisper, "Next time, we’re sticking to Uno."

4. The Day Everyone Got Sick

One Saturday morning, Y/N and Elizabeth woke up to what they thought was going to be a peaceful weekend. The sun was shining, the kids were playing in the living room, and they were about to sit down for a nice breakfast together.

That’s when Kai threw up.

"Oh no," Y/N said, rushing to grab paper towels as Elizabeth picked Kai up. "Poor baby," she cooed, wiping his mouth.

Before they could even get Kai cleaned up, River appeared, clutching his stomach. "I don’t feel so good either," he said, right before throwing up on the carpet.

"Are you kidding me?" Elizabeth said, handing Kai off to Y/N as she tried to clean up River.

Just as they thought things couldn’t get worse, Sage piped up from the couch. "Mommy, my tummy hurts too—"

"NO!" Y/N and Elizabeth shouted at the same time, but it was too late. Sage got sick all over the coffee table.

Elizabeth sighed, looking at Y/N with a half-laugh, half-cry expression. "Well, there goes our peaceful weekend."

Y/N nodded, resigned to the chaos. "Let’s just get through this. After they’re better, we’re hiring a cleaning service."

5. The Dance Recital Gone Wrong

Sage had been practicing for weeks for her big dance recital, and the whole family was excited to see her perform. They all dressed up and made it to the school auditorium in time to find good seats. The lights dimmed, and the music started.

Everything was going smoothly… until Sage spotted Y/N and Elizabeth in the audience.

"Mommy! Mama!" she shouted, waving enthusiastically from the stage, completely ignoring the fact that the other kids were still dancing.

The audience laughed as Y/N tried to hide her face in her hands. Elizabeth, on the other hand, waved back, grinning.

"Keep dancing, Sage!" Y/N whispered under her breath, but it was no use. Sage was too busy trying to get their attention, blowing kisses and jumping up and down.

When the recital ended, Sage ran off stage and into Y/N’s arms. "Did you see me?!" she asked excitedly.

"Oh, we saw you," Y/N said with a laugh, hugging her tight. "You were amazing, even if you decided to make it a one-woman show."

Elizabeth chuckled and kissed Sage’s forehead. "Next time, maybe try to focus a little more on the dance, okay?"

Sage just giggled, clearly proud of her performance.

> Author's Note:

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