One Helluva Team

The Masquerade: Part 1

(Edit: Fixing up a couple mistakes)

First, I just want to thank everyone for reading this, we've recently hit 1 million views and I can not put into words how much that means to me as this is top three of my favorite stories to write.

Second, this will be a deviation from the Ghost Fuckers episode seeing as that's one that focuses on Millie and Blitz's relationship as friends and coworkers so this will be a sorta solo adventure for Y/n. It will take multiple chapters to go through and the title should serve as more than enough of a hint as to what might happen in this

That's it, I hope you all enjoy

No POV

We begin this episode some time after Blitz' Apology Tour. We start it off early in the morning with Millie as she was seen entering the building after going on a coffee run for her colleagues. She greets each member of Verosika's Posse as she passed by them, the Succubi and Incubi greeting her in turn

Millie: "Another day in Paradise-!" 

She had kicked open the door and was met with the horrifying sight of everyone in there looking like corpses due to sleep deprivation. Loona was in the middle of burning something before she looked over at Millie with the Haunting realization that it was morning

Loona: "Oh shit it's morning..." 

Millie: "Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night?... And what are you doing?" 

Loona took the coffee from Millie as she began to explain

Loona: "Blitz bought 200 taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned... all of them!"

She then downed all of the coffee, cups and all, in a single mouthful as someone knocked on the door. Milly opened it to reveal it was Wally Wackford

Wally: "Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more wacky owls!"

Loona took the clipboard with dread as she saw he wasn't lying

Loona: "FFfffuuuuuuck!" 

Wally then leaned into the office space with a nervous expression

Wally: "Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while. Do you like, wanna hang out-"

He was then forced out by Millie, getting the message as he leaves while Millie takes the clipboard from Loona

Millie: "He's still sulking? It's been over a month. And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night" 

Y/n: "That would be my fault" 

Y/n's voice said as he emerged from the meeting room, a coffee in his shaking hands, bags under his eyes and dressed in a dressing gown and pyjamas

Y/n: "I needed help dealing with all the bullshit bills and taxes Blitz hasn't been paying, sorry. I lost track of time... How you doing in there, Moxxie?" 

Moxxie screams in response as Millie entered the room to find boxes and papers stacked to the ceiling

Moxxie: "This is a mathematical nightmare! The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!" 

Millie went to her husband and placed a hand on his shoulder to try and calm him down and ease his burdens

Millie: "Come on, it can't be that bad" 

Moxxie span around and grabbed her by the shoulders, a look of despair in his eyes

Moxxie: "He drained out pension and used it to buy these!"