A Splash of ink

Chapter 87- I don't think puberty works that way..?(Upper Realm)

Star is annoyed how rude the Deities are being. Jammy is having a great time and Sirius and Vega truly worry if their parents understand what is normal or not

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Upper Realm

"We don't want it! We no longer accept any sort of sacrifices. That is an archaic practice and we have evolved from those times!"

LIFE screeched in an almost feral manner, even INSANITY taking a step back as if that was far too crazy even for them. None thought it a good idea to bring up the falsity of LIFE's words, considering barely a week ago they had very much been accepting sacrifices from all across the Omniverse. Even a few days before they got their little 'visitors' LIFE herself received a large harvest from a Farmtale that she had gushed over.

"...what's wrong with it? It's fluffy, alive and is likely edible. What more could you want?"

The baybones voice rang out, an almost sweet sound with the Annoying Dog held out as if trying to give it to any of the Deity. It would perhaps be cute in any other circumstance but after the chase and the arrival of the rest of the insane family, no one was willing to be even six feet near the deceptively innocent looking child.

"Besides, isn't it rude to not accept a gift?"

Vega looked impressed at the chaotic emotions coming off everyone in the place, rather proud by how Star was using somewhat logical points with Jammy beaming as his advice was finally followed.

This entire place felt weird, his tentacles writhing behind him and if what glitchy said was true then this was apparently the realm of 'Higher Beings beyond mosts comprehension'.

He was going to call that some sort of propaganda or lies as what he was seeing right now was more like scared rats rather than powerful beings in any right. His idea only cemented when the most intimidating looking monster wearing a dark cloak actually flinched like they'd been struck whenever Star said a word.

He knew his brother could be unintentionally scary but this was simply pathetic, sharing a look with Sirius who seemed to be on the same wavelength as him.

"Ooo! Look at this. The babybones is making LIFE come close to snapping. I hope he succeeds. I've never liked her anyway. Always sounding so pretentious"

"Are you sure you are thinking about this LIFE? All this one had done is groom her fur like she is a prized dog! So boring!"

"They must be thinking of different realities. This one is the funniest so far. The babybones is insane and i can't wait until he eats the entire Omniverse and makes it collapse!"

"Who the hell keeps inviting you to these things?! You always have to be a buzzkill! Stop trying to drive all the Error's insane so reality collapses. I like this one"

"..I dont think he is even listening anymore. I knew we should have smothered him when we had the chance"

"We dont have hands! We are simple voices, how exactly did you think your plan would work?!"

"Hey! It's a great plan. I managed to silence a few of our numbers in the past. I bet none of you remember Roger"

"Who?!"

"You are welcome for that!"