Like Calls To Like (Book 2)

Men Should Have Kids

Golden hair, blue eyed stare,

Why are women always taken for granted?

Lace and silk, our breasts as white as milk,

How can we not be perfect?

Men run around,

Screw around the town

Men are a disgrace to us

They lie and they cheat,

They can never truly leave,

Their mommies behind

Men should have kids,

Open up their eyelids

They should have babies stuffed up in their crotch

But instead they come home and drink down some scotch,

Supposedly so righteous

See what it feels like to be a girl,

It would change their world

Carry around breasts,

Instead of smoking cigarettes

Thinking they are so cool

To not play by the rules

Men think being a girl is so easy

But when girls get preggers they get oh so queasy

Perhaps it's time for them to push the watermelon out of the straw

So that once and for all we'd have the luck of the draw

9 months, swollen ankles, cravings and cramps

Would shrink their dicks to postage stamps.

Maybe they should push those strollers

Instead of gluing their phones to their heads

Important business meetings? For real? Man you are obsessed.

Get a vasectomy cause without your dick, to me you are worthless

Comb your hair, comb your hair

Au contraire

Pull your pants up, quit being a slob

And for Pete's sake, get a stable job!

Trying to look fly takes you a day,

For me it takes a minute, I'm on my way!

Men should have kids,

Instead of counting up bids

They should know how it feels