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neko astume

Prompt: get the game. Do it. DO IT.

"What are you playing?" Troye asks, looking over my head where he stands behind me as I sit on the couch.

"Neko Astume." I say casually and I hear him snort, turning around and giving him a glare. "What?"

"That cat game? Isn't that for like 10 year old girls?" My glare narrows as I hold my phone and my precious cats to my chest.

"Rude, do not genderize my kittens!" He just smiles though, not taking me seriously, before patting my shoulder and heading for the kitchen. I get up and follow him, sitting on the counter as he puts toast in the toaster.

"Do you want some avo toast?"

"Yes please." After watching him for a minute I look back down at my screen, squealing at the sight in front of me. Another kitty in all its fat white fluffy glorie is sitting in my yard.

"What is it?" Troye asks almost urgently and I look with a grin to find the worry fading.

"I just got the cutest cat ever!" He rolls his eyes and turns back to making our food and I can't help but think that if he played just once that he would love it. "Troye?" I ask and he looks at me over his shoulder.

"Yeah?"

"Do you wanna see it? My new cat?" He laughs again, turning back to the toast and shakes his head.

"No thank you, I'm not into little kid games Con. That's your thing." I gasp, kicking his butt lightly with my foot and ignoring his giggle.

"That's mean."

"It's adorable don't worry." I just huff and jump off of the counter, heading to the dinning room where we'll be eating.

That's when I see it. Troyes phone is laying there charged and staring my right in the face. My heart begins to race and I stifle a giggle of my own as I grab it and enter the familiar passcode.

After doing what I planned I put the phone down right in time, Troye walking threw the doorway only seconds later.

"Here you go." He says and I give him a smile.

"thanks hon." He just smiles back continuing to eat with me watching him the whole time.
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"CONNOR IM GOING TO DEACTIVATE YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL!" I hear from where I'm taking a shower the door swinging open only seconds later.

"What-"

"Did you really download that stupid cat game to my phone!" He says, ripping the curtains open as I scream and move to cover myself up.

"Troye I'm naked!"

"That's 14.4 mega bites less that I have to save gifs from Tumblr!"  We stare at each other in silence, me a little bit taller do to standing in the tub and Troyes angry face staring up at me. I pout.

"I'm sorry! I just wanted you to see how great it was." He just puts a hand to his forehead and shakes his head me sighing in defeat. "Fine, I'll delete it. Let me see your phone." As if a switch went off in his pretty little head he looks back up at me with wide eyes.

"What n-no, it's fine. I already did." I nod, putting his weird behavior aside as being angry and telling him to get out because I'm naked and still haven't rinsed the shampoo out of my hair.
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"Um, Troye?" I ask, coming into the bedroom where he's editing his next video. I have both of our phones in my hands and as he looks up and his eyes fall on his they widen.

"Uh yeah?"

"I thought you said you deleted Neko Astume?" The app on his phone is open and very bright as I show it to him and he reaches for it only for me to pull it back quickly.

"I-I uh forgot to delete it. That's right, I forgot." I laugh and look down at the app, going threw his cat book to find 37 cats collected.

"So your saying you haven't played it at all?"

"Nope, not once. I told you, I don't play kid-"

"Then how do you have so many cats?" He's silent then, not meeting my eyes but starring at the floor in embarrassment.

He shamed me for about a week now for playing this game, and then plays it on the downlow? How dare he! I might of even been mad if a cat named 'connie' wasn't so freaking cute looking.

"You named one after me?" I ask and as he shifts uncomfortably and nods I fling forward and hug him. "Aw that's so cute I love it! I'm so so glad you actually like playing because now we can choose names together and-"

"Connor chill." I take a deep breathe and lean away with a grin as I hand his phone back.

"Okay sorry, I'm just excited." Slowly he opens his phone, a small smile taking his lips as he scrolls through his collection.

"You aren't going to tell anyone are you?" He asks and I laugh at his nervousness.

"Troye you literally admitted to tracking Narry smut and this is what your afraid of people finding out?" He shrugs and smile once again making itself more and more apparent on his face.

"Yeah I suppose...I suppose this isn't such a bad thing."
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@troyesivan tweeted: Kate or Cammy?

@troyeswallpaper replied to @troyesivan: for what?

@troyesivan: don't laugh.....for a cat. I've started to play Neko Astume

@connorfranta replied to @troyesivan and @troyeswallpaper : aww see that wasn't  so hard!

@troyesivan replied to @connorfranta: whatever

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A/N
IM SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH NEKO ASTUME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

I blame LudicrousLemon joelsivan commontroye troyesboi and conbontroyeboy I hate you guys.