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Sorry guys, I haven't been updating ;-;
I was just making art or commissions for other people on Google Plus, like that pic above. If you question the clothing items, the animals and items are from a game called Animal Jam. Ik it's ugly lmao. And yeah, my signature-thing-a-ma-doodle is a cat face. XD
Dun somehow steal dis doe pls
I also recently fell in love with Miraculous Ladybug (Because someone told me that my personality is a lot like Chat Noir's, {i mean like in rl. being on the internet is sort of like my alter ego.} so I was like, "What the even hecking are you talking about" and boom) and other fandoms, so I spent some time doodling and crap with those.
Fluff my life
Anyway, please don't think I don't love ya'll.
BACK TO THE STORY!
whai do ppl even like this shiz--
(F/n) POV
I froze. Steven was behind me. Oh, fluff my life.
"H-hey, Steven!" I fake-grinned as I turned around to face the boy.
"Hi, (F/n)." he smiled.
"What're you doing here?" I stammered.
"...I train here."
"Oh, yeah, uh, right."
"So you have daggers now."
"Yep."
"By the way, why did you run away looking like-"
"Alright, that's enough. It's time to begin!" Pearl announced. God bless you, bird mom.
"Yeah, Steven! Let's get back to training!" Connie said, trying to change the subject. See, this is what best cousins are for. I gave Connie a thankful look. She returned a genuine smile back. We all turned our attention to Pearl.
"Alright, (F/n), you're going against Connie. After that, you'll go against me. Then we'll work on your form." Pearl told me.
"Oh- Uh, okay."
Connie nodded and calmly stepped in front of me at a fair distance away. She went into a fighting position, and I tried to awkwardly copy her. "Start!" Pearl shouted.
Connie lunged towards me and I flinched back. Surprisingly, she didn't strike at me. Yet.
"Hey, tell me a joke."
"Um, okay. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"..."
"Tentacles- HOLY MOTHER OF FLYING JELLYBEANS!" (LIKE TEN TICKLES, GET IT?! Did you SEA what I did there? Huh, WATER you saying? SEA-reously, do you get it? No? WHALE, SHELL naw, you just don't understand the PORPOISE of puns. Alright, I SHELL stop now, I'm sorry XD I guess I'll just go KRILL myself. Alright, I'm stopping for real now lmao) I shrieked as Connie swung her/Rose's sword at me, almost chopping my hair off.
"Never get distracted!" Connie shouted as I ducked under the sword again.
"(F/n), remember to never miss a chance to strike!" Pearl yelled from the side. I nodded and gulped.
Sloppily pulling out a dagger from my sash, I nervously pointed it towards my skilled cousin. "Go (F/n) and Connie!" Steven cheered, "Don't worry, (F/n), you got this!"
That filled me with confidence. (*Steven cheering you on fills you with determination. Sorry again)
I furrowed my eyebrows and ran towards Connie. "NGAHH!" I let out a battlecry and stuck the dagger into Connie's arm. It didn't go in that deep, but she let out a yelp. "Ow, ow, OW, WHAT THE HECK!"
I widened my eyes after a few seconds. Realization struck me. "Oh. My. Freaking. God. I am SOOO sorry, Connie, oh my lord, what did I just do? AHHHHHHHHH I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!" I cried.
"No, no, no, no, i-it's fine... I'm just not used to Pearl cutting me. You're pretty much just supposed to pin me somewhere so you can trap your opponent. That's the best time to hit them. But you're not actually supposed to hit them. That's what the dummies are for. But you actually did r-really good...!" Connie weakly smiled.
"U-uh, thanks, but STEVEN! GET OVER HERE! I ACCIDENTALLY HURT CONNIE! Well, technically it wasn't an accident, BUT STILL!" I wailed.
"Coming!" Steven replied, rushing over to us. By the time he was with us, Pearl was examining Connie's arm.
"Hm, it's not too deep, but Steven, you'll need to use your healing powers."
Steven's eyes were wide-eyed and he nodded, in shock. "Y-yeah, I still didn't really mean to. I kinda was just in the moment, sooo..." I mumbled. Steven simply licked his hand and pressed it gently against Connie's wounded arm.
"There, it should be good!"
"Wow, it's as good as before (F/n) cut me!" Connie remarked.
"Um, yeah, can we please stop mentioning me hurting you? I'm gonna get anxious." I complained.
"Alright, sorry." Connie laughed. I pouted.
"Let's just continue..."
"Oh, by the way, (F/n)! You did great, for a beginner that is!" Pearl commented, "Have you ever trained like this before?"
"Well, I used to go to taekwondo practice at age 5. (same tbh), but I really haven't done anything similar to this since." I shrugged. Pearl nodded. "That's good, so you already know a lot of moves?"
I shook my head, "No... Well, sort of. I was super young then, so they didn't teach me over-complicated things like that."
"I see. Well, now you're up against me." Pearl smirked. I'm so screwed.
Word count: 704 words (SHORT AF IM SORRY)
Note from Chryssi-chan: OMFG 1.9K READS. WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC. Oh my god, all I get in the comments are, "plz update" and stuff. Jesus christ I feel so bad because people actually like this and I haven't been updating ughhh. What else should I say? Oh. Here are some random facts.
1. George Washington is the 999999999th president of China
2. Donald Trump might win the election 2016. Who wants to move to Europe with me?
3. My favorite color is pink (NOT. IT'S TURQUOISE)
4. All of you are bae
5. k bai
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