Ms. Cosmo and All
by Karen H & KC
Chapter 1: One Rainy Day
One rainy day in Tyrobia, the winds blew and the rain fell hard and steady. Looking from a window on 33rd West Stardar Avenue sat a real Cosmo.
She lingered upon the thought of throwing away her most treasured Gucci's, when the terrible storm raged in and blew her closet away, leaving her with an off-brown seersucker suit. She lay her head on her hands and started to cry, when suddenly she was startled by a woman in a red cape.
“Who are you?” Ms. Cosmo asked.
“Why Sweets, I’m your pass to Saks Fifth Avenue, the woman in the red cape answered.
Upon hearing this, Ms. Cosmo fondly remembered her lavender jumpsuit. She jumped up and said excitedly, “Now I can by everything I need to become a movie star!”
She began to plan on what she would buy. First there would be a corset, because she planned on bringing back the wholesomeness of the good old days, but she would add her own twist: a bike chain necklace and belt.
The woman in the red cape then said, “Are you just going to sit there, slobbering on your off-brown seersucker suit, or are you coming to Saks?”
“Oh, to Saks of course,” said Ms. Cosmo, as she wiped the slobber onto her hand.
The woman in the red cape raised her hand and said: “Clothes on our backs, onward to Saks!”
