Chapter 11: Dingo Boots
Ms. Cosmo was suddenly overcome with joy, and she danced to and fro! Spinning around and around, she spun so much she got sick and barfed all over Tex.
“Why I oughta brand you!” he growled.
“Oh Tex, I’m sorry,” she said, as she looked down at his $2100 barf spattered dingo boots.
“Clean this sh*t up girl!” he said, as he cracked a whip.
“Okay, you big baboon!” responded Ms. Cosmo, as she scrambled around on the floor, when suddenly she felt faint.
