Chapter 16: In The Lard
White in the swimming pool full of lard, Dark Dan turned to Ms. Cosmo. “Excuse me while I fart.” But he could not, because the lard was so thick, so he asked her if he could sit on her shoulders.
She replied, “No, you pig!”
“Exactly!” he said, and turned around, to reveal his curly tail.
“Oh my lord,” she replied, “You are the grossest thing I have ever seen."
Dark Dan glared at her and said, “Oh shut up, all you ever do it bitch.” With that, he pushed her head into the lard.
