Chapter 17: Yum!
Ms. Cosmo accidentally swallowed some of the lard, and discovered that it was delicious, so she kept on eating it.
Dark Dan started eating it too, and soon the swimming pool was empty. But Ms. Cosmo and Dark Dan were each now 100 feet in diameter, and so rolled over the lady from the truck stop, to show that they were mad at her. Then they rolled outside, and off a nearby cliff.
They fell for several minutes, until they landed in the ocean. The strong current swept them away to an island with a volcano that was about to erupt.
