Maniacs and Story Times.

30 2 1
                                        

I want to be one of Andy Biersack's tattoos, as I'd always be on him.

*Laughs* I'm a maniac!

*Laughs* Dear Elton John, help me please...

-||||-

Hey guysss. Here's a story as to how I purchased tickets to see Andy Blacksack ('cause I don't know his preferred surname anymore).

Since I lacked the Wi-Fi to update my emails and check to see whether or not any incredible bands or artists were touring, I did so when I arrived at school yesterday.
And one of the emails just so happened to be:

And so I casually screamed: HOLY SHIZZLE!Right when my Humanities teacher walked past me

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

And so I casually screamed: HOLY SHIZZLE!
Right when my Humanities teacher walked past me.
Well... Crap.
At least I didn't get into trouble!

And so I told all my "friends", to which they thoroughly ignored me and continued ranting on about boys. Ew, normal people...

I realised that I didn't have my phone (just my iPod) with me, and that tickets were already on sale. Damn.

So I borrowed a friend's phone, found my mother's work phone number online and rang her.

Problem: It takes longer than ten minutes to arrive from my school to my mother's workplace. And she dropped me off at school less than fifteen minutes ago.

Well... Frerard.

Unfortunately I didn't realise this until the shop manager, let's call him John, answered. The conversation unfolded as follows:

John: Hello, this is Angus and Coote [suburb that I'm not telling you guysss]. How may I help you?

Me: Hey, John. Is [mother's name] there?

John: No, she hasn't arrived yet. Oh, hey Sara.

Me: Yeah, hi. Could you leave her a message?

John: Sure.

Me: Tell her that Andy Black - or Andy Biersack is touring in September.

John: ...What? Andy who?

Me: Andy Biersack.

John: Is this a prank call or something?

Me: Nope.

John: *Sighs* All right. I'll tell her.

Me: Thanks.

John: Okay, see ya.

Me: Bye.

He thought I was calling for no reason whatsoever when my life depended on this. It probably didn't help that all my 'friends' decided to try to make me laugh whilst I talked to the guy.


Get ready for time skip galore!


Form class (roll call/announcements and shizzle).

Me: *Literally crying.*

Friend: It's just a concert. So what if you don't go?

Me: I would move if there were other seats available, you know.


Chinese class:

Teacher: Work on your presentations.

Me: *Googles Andy Black tickets.*

Me: *Gets as close as possible to purchasing tickets before they ask for the credit card number.*

Me: *Has these two tickets on reserve for the next four hours.*


Humanities class:

I swear, all we do is presentations.

Teacher: Work on your presentations for Monday.

Me: *Writes band moments with @Uzanamae and Googles Andy.*


After school:

Father: Why did you call your mother at school?

Me: Uh... Andy Black tour.

Father: This couldn't wait until you got home?

Me: *'You cannot be serious' expression.*

Father: *Laughs* I tried to purchase tickets after work today. They've sold out.

Me: Oh really?

Father: Yep.

Me: How come they were available in the last thirty minutes if you came home to work at least two hours ago?

Father: There's no fooling you, is there? I've ordered them.

And people, I just found out that the full Black Veil Brides shall be touring, though performing Andy's solo songs! Honestly if Goodbye Agony isn't amongst the setlist for just one round of BVB, I'll be... Well I'll still be crying like a complete idiot.

My father later told me of how I scared the crap out of my mother.

Father: She told me that she came to work and the first thing that happened was John telling her that you called. You never call. She thought you died or something.

Me: If I was dead, how could I call..?

Father: Dying. Anyways, she was petrified! Then she saw it was about a concert and started laughing her arse off.


AND SO I'VE GOT TICKETS TO ANDY BLACKSACK AND BVB BUT THEY'LL BE SINGING ANDY SONGS. And probably some BVB songs, as the Andy solo album is too short to be a whole concert.


AND AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ARCHITECTS SHALL BE JOINING BMTH ON THEIR TOUR!

It was recently announced in Australia, I don't know about other parts of the world.

Bands: #3Where stories live. Discover now