Bands: #3

Roast Yourself Challenge.

                 

Double post today 'cause roasting. I was tagged by AuriWithaWarhammer for the Roast Yourself Challenge, and here I am doing so. Trust me, this could be WAY longer if I included all the topics I wanted to cover, though I guess this is enough for now. And so without further ado, I give you my self-roast:

Drop the beat, Jalex.

Your parents fucking hate you,

You know you're a mistake.

Your ass is so ace, it could become cake.

Your jokes suck dick,

They're really not funny, and

Everyone thinks you're as straight, as the Playboy bunny.

Your voice is shit,

It's as deep as the ocean.

And you think you'll fix yourself,

But there's no such potion.

Everyone thinks you're a guy, not a fucking chick,

Your appearance made your friend fucking shit bricks.

You're pale as fuck,

Your friend thought you were dead.

You beat up a guy but got kicked in the head.

Swearing is your language, it's really not cool.

You've even started swearing at school.

You think you can write, but you really can't.

And your brain is the size of a goddamn ant.

Your grades have fallen lower than the economy,

Bitch can you even define 'astronomy'?

You make yourself seem wise, though you are really not.

So stop being an ass, you'll get yourself shot.

Asshole is your name and you nearly got sued.

Your Wi-Fi thinks you're nice, but you're just fucking rude.

You're in GAT, but I don't know why.

All your thoughts seem to fall from the sky.

You've got the dreams of a fucking successful person,

Though the way you're going, your life will only worsen.

You quote bands more than you talk to others.

I swear you're falling further down the gutter.

You're a dumbass and your self-esteem is high,

You say the weirdest shit and I always wonder why.

Your parents don't trust you, they think you'll get raped.

But who the fuck would do that when you're... You.

Saying shit about everyone around you,

Ya don't realise the hypercriticism, do you?

Last year you were a twelvie, is there more to say?

Everyone asks you to die straight away.

The only thing you'll ever do is read fanfic,

While everybody else is out sucking fucking dick.

You're an attention seeking, fucking narcissist.

And you'll ship everything on a fucking shopping list.

You're idiotically stupid, we all know that.

The plans for your murder are being drawn out of a hat.

And now they've put you on death row,

But where the fuck would you fucking go?

Hell doesn't want you and heaven won't show.

Honestly you're too stupid to fucking know.

I could go on forever but who has got the time?

I've got YouTube here and Kellic's on my mind.

-Sara, idioticallystupid.

And I tag:

ElegantKiller

kcllinquinn

mlduryea

and

Uzanamae

Have fun with this, guys!

(That sounded so wrong, I know...)