The Script title references!
You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book!
This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
A woman at the shopping centre was wearing a shirt that read: "Don't ask me, surprise me!"
Her name was probably Alexandria.
... Surprising Alexandria.
Also saw a kid in a GnR shirt in a smilies design to the one I was wearing and a dude in an Alice Cooper tour shirt. Forty year old men with beards kept looking at me and nodding in approval due to my GnR shirt..
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And can I just say:
PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT ME 'CAUSE I C A N N O T WALK PROPERLY AND I FAIL EVEN MORE WHEN I'M BEING JUDGED. I DON'T WANNA FALL, OKAY?! KEEPING BALANCE GETS DRAMATIC FOR ME.
Oh and I've decided to take my interest in watching Glam and Gore's special FX videos and try it out for myself!
Which, as you know,is gonna be a fail since I know batshit nothing about makeup.
Look, all I know is that I need liquid latex and Ben Nye pallets and that they're the most expensive things humans have ever created.
$80AUD for a bottle of latex?
TIME FOR A REALITY CHECK, MATE.
But what I did find was a bunch of makeup for $1AUD in Kmart, and this is what I got:
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Fun story: at the checkout I paid for this stuff plus some extra things worth $22AUD altogether with a $50 note, and the dude was stupid enough to give me $48 change.
So I got all that plus some other shizzle for $2.
Goals.
Joking.
The Australian education system is pathetic.
I feel sorry for that kid.
Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? I don't feel sorry for him whatsoever. Ha.
I'm gonna go try and figure out how to use a... "blush stick"...? What?
Someone teach me, please.
Also I need some cheap yet fair quality brushes. Comment a good brand. Cheap = -$10AUD.
And I started including the currency 'cause I feel as though people will think I mean USD.
