You know you've got a problem when you run around the school shouting "I SHIP IT" and "STOP BEING THE THIRD WHEEL" at random strangers.
I said "I SHIP IT" to a lesbian couple and it was so adorable I almost cried.
Me: I SHIP IT.
Them: Well, duh.
Friend: Oh my god, that's cute.
Me: *Kind of crying* THAT IS SO ADORABLE COME HERE LET'S HUG.
Them: ...No.
Me: WHY? NONE OF US ARE STRAIGHT HERE!
Them: *Run away.*
Me: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. . .
(By that stage I was screaming out every word.)
Yep, I need a life.
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Bands: #3
AcakThe Script title references! You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book! This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
