I cannot believe some of these things actually happened but here:
This morning, our HASS teacher, Mr. P, was running late.
The behaviour management dude, Mr. N, was walking around and notices that we're missing a teacher.
So he decides to fill in for a few minutes.
Mr. N: Hi class.
Everyone: Sup.
Mr. N: What class is this supposed to be?
Random person: HASS.
Mr. N: Ah.
Another random person: Civics, actually.
Random guy: Same thing!
Mr. N: So, civics. What've you been learning?
Another random person: Civil law.
Mr. N: Cool. Have you guys heard of the new law regarding revenge porn?
Mr. P walks in: *Confused, blushing, nervous and laughing* Whoa, whoa, what?
Mr. N: Revenge porn.
Mr. P: *Walks out.*
Later:
(Just now, actually.)
In Chinese:
Kid to teacher: Sir, have you ever had sex?
Me: wHAT?
Teacher: No, I haven't.
Me: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
Kid: I said 'Did you ever have *random food item I misinterpreted as 'sex'*?' and the teacher said no.
Me: *Shook as fuck.*
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