Bands: #3

Realisations.

This instalment of my 'Bands' books has dissolved into nothing more than a place for me to express my opinions and thoughts, thus why I shall be creating a new book.

It's currently 10:01PM on what I like to call "birthday eve", that evening before one's birthday. Every year at around this time, I manage to reach a conclusion on something, or, as many years have witnessed, I have an epiphany. 

Well, this time 'round, on the last two hours of being thirteen (yeah, yeah, I'm young I know) I've realised that I ought to begin writing about my stupid life in a book that shall have chapters published daily. It's kind of my new version of this 'Bands' series, minus the bands. 

So if you don't wish to read it, you don't have to. It'll be mostly for me to be able to talk to myself with a few million people possibly stumbling upon it, as a few hundred already have. That sounded as though I'm about to write a cash-grab... Oh lord no... I swear I'm not Bryan Stars creating shiz meagrely for the profit and lawsuits! In a Shane Dawson voice: MERCH LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION BELOW!

I guess that above paragraph is basically what'll become an entire book.

Along with realising that I'm gonna make a new story, I've also managed to figure:

1. Concerts will always make me cry and I'll just have to deal with it;

2. I shouldn't Stars-sue* my friend for having a higher story ranking than me;

3. I've been hating certain YouTubers for months yet haven't discussed it here;

4. Green Day are coming to my city next April and I'm already having a panic attack;

5. Mayday Parade concert is in seven days and my lungs are failing me due to the simple fact that [Jarrod Alonge pronunciation:] MAYDAY PARADE ARE HERE!

6. I still haven't published that middle school rants thing;

7. I haven't written a single word past the introduction of the rant book;

8. Rant books are just a cash-grab;

9. Wattpad should work with more sponsors;

10. If I continue the way I'm going, I'll never begin a YouTube channel;

11. My parents really need to chill in terms of my existence;

12. Wattpad just said "an error occurred" and I'm freaking the fuck out;

13. I've completely forgotten what this list is;

14. I checked Twitter and Mayday Parade's tour shirts say "The Astor [Theatre]" in Highgate when it's technically in Mount Lawley; 

16. I'm getting older which means more responsibilites and purchasing ADULT TICKETS for the Hopman Cup next year (for 2018);

17. Adult tickets cost $60 more than childrens' tickets; and

18. I'm gonna end this now.

*Stars-sue = sue someone in a Bryan Stars fashion.

OKAY SO BASICALLY I'LL PUBLISH A LINK TO THE NEW STORY HERE WHEN IT'S UP.

ALSO, THIS BAND BOOK MAY CONTINUE BUT THEN I JUST HAD A REALLY FUNNY THOUGHT THAT ACTUALLY HAS ME DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S THAT I COULD SELL MY BAND BOOKS LIKE PEOPLE SELL THEIR OTHER BOOKS. THEN I REALISED THAT I'LL PROFIT MORE IF I SELL MY SOUL TO SATAN SO I'M GOING WITH THE LATTER.

DAYUM, I'VE REALISED A SHIT TON OF CRAP TODAY...

OH SHIT I JUST REALISED THAT I NEED TO CLEAN MY ROOM ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING FOR SUNDAY'S PARTY...

IMMA SHUT UP NOW.

Live long and prosper,

xx-Sara Bjelanović