The television just said "Peter Garrett is releasing a solo album".
Two weeks ago: "Midnight Oil shall be touring in 2017."
Me two weeks ago: *Worryingly weird fangirling.*
Me now: THIS IS TOO MUCH. IS HE ALSO RETURNING TO THE GREENS?! WHAT IF HE DID? AND THEY WON?! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?! WOULD THE TOUR GO ON?! WOULD HE BE RELEASING A TRACKLIST AS FOLLOWS:
1. I Kicked Malcolm Turnbull's Ass
2. Tony Abbott Is Now Working On A Farm
3. Julie Bishop Became A Prostitute
4. Bill Shorten Kept Scratching His Head So Now He Has No Hair Left (ft. FOB)
5. I'm Back (It Took Me Long Enough) (ft. MCR)
6. 666 The Number of the Beast Known As Turnbull
7. Turnbullshizzle
8. Clive Palmer Committed Suicide
9. The Mining Boom Is Back (Y'all Are Welcome)
10. Joe Hockey Raped Obama
11. Bill Shorten Is Still Campaigning
12. Three Cheers For Beating The Libs
On the album: "Now That The Greens Have Won"
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RandomThe Script title references! You hear that? No, not the sirens I'm sleeping with, instead the beautiful sound of a new band book! This is the third instalment of my original band books, so if you haven't already, go on and read the first two before...
